What do you want for Christmas?

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Alright, it’s almost Christmas, so what do you hope Santa leaves under your tree?
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I've got lots of vinyl records on my list, a book about Pink Floyd songs, new grill tools, and that's about it. We could use a new vacuum, but that's a ways off yet. Having the family over this afternoon for a cookout, so as long as that goes off without a hitch, I'll be happy.
 

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I bought myself what I wanted. A new Traeger. Been using it for a week to break it in. Cooking a Standing Rib Roast on it tomorrow.
 

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I have more stuff than I need, so I would like Santa to deliver more tolerance, logic, and charity to our country if not the world. Not happening but it is what I would want.
 

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If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Giancarlo Stanton and that model Mark somebody, I can't think of his name, of course my lovely husband could come, too. He's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.
 

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Warm apple pie, as always.
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I wanted some joyful time with our kids. We had 3 of 4 plus 2 wives for dinner yesterday. Great time. And a cup-o-cheer. Got that too. Our oldest is married & has our 4 grandchildren but they are in Maryland. But they are well! Maybe next year.
 

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If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Giancarlo Stanton and that model Mark somebody, I can't think of his name, of course my lovely husband could come, too. He's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.

One of my favorite Steve Martin skits! Classic. Thanks SQ!
 

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I had a great time watching junior’s excitement when he awoke to his presents. What more could you ask for?
 

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I got a new pair of tevas. Hope these last longer than my last pair.
 

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