The “Lets all laugh at the SOW’s staff” thread

Woodroe

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So being white means you can't coach DB's?
Chuck heater was the smartest position coach this school ever had. Hands down. Might have been the smartest coach period. Turned out all kinds of talent.

I know he's getting old but why don't we go poach that guy.
 

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Looks like FSU is going to hire Walt Bell from Maryland, the architect of the 119th overall offense in 2017


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Chuck heater was the smartest position coach this school ever had. Hands down. Might have been the smartest coach period. Turned out all kinds of talent.

I know he's getting old but why don't we go poach that guy.
Pretty sure Heater doesn’t have 3 DUI’s either
 

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So being white means you can't coach DB's?
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This guy does alright coaching DB's
 

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Wow.

Those guys are a dumpster fire.
But all over twitter they say how much of an insane staff this is. Theyve hired their 4th and 5th option at every single coaching position and yet those dumbasses think they killed it. I bet the SOW struggle to get bowl eligible again this year
 

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Slevin, you know I'm your biggest fan but I just can't tolerate you and this fvkking Buckeye School Up North thing. That's what Suckeyes do, not Gators.

We call them Semis, Clowns, Semenholes, Big Top, Tally Comm Coll, and a thousand other things. Leave the School Up North to the Buckeyes.
 

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Slevin, you know I'm your biggest fan but I just can't tolerate you and this fvkking Buckeye School Up North thing. That's what Suckeyes do, not Gators.

We call them Semis, Clowns, Semenholes, Big Top, Tally Comm Coll, and a thousand other things. Leave the School Up North to the Buckeyes.
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Slevin, you know I'm your biggest fan but I just can't tolerate you and this fvkking Buckeye School Up North thing. That's what Suckeyes do, not Gators.

We call them Semis, Clowns, Semenholes, Big Top, Tally Comm Coll, and a thousand other things. Leave the School Up North to the Buckeyes.
Eh. I like the sow. It lowers them to not even having an actual nickname. They are just a school out in some direction thats not us. Zero importance.
 

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Better to be on the back end of misery. FSU appears to be 10 yards into the tunnel.
 

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Slevin, you know I'm your biggest fan but I just can't tolerate you and this fvkking Buckeye School Up North thing. That's what Suckeyes do, not Gators.

We call them Semis, Clowns, Semenholes, Big Top, Tally Comm Coll, and a thousand other things. Leave the School Up North to the Buckeyes.

Donkey, you’re memory is failing you again.

urbs got the idea from SOS. Spurrier didn’t use the term constantly, but he was the first. The difference? Spurrier’s implication was that f$u wasn’t important enough to remember their name. urbs always uses the term as an indication that he refuses to utter the rival’s name.

We didn’t have much internet when the HBC arrived, so apparently this has become a forgotten story.
 

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Donkey, you’re memory is failing you again.

urbs got the idea from SOS. Spurrier didn’t use the term constantly, but he was the first. The difference? Spurrier’s implication was that f$u wasn’t important enough to remember their name. urbs always uses the term as an indication that he refuses to utter the rival’s name.

We didn’t have much internet when the HBC arrived, so apparently this has become a forgotten story.
I'm still apprehensive to use anything that urbs left so much of his slime on.
 

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I'm still apprehensive to use anything that urbs left so much of his slime on.

Whatever makes you happy, bruh. I just don’t like seeing urbs get credit for something he copied from the HBC. When it comes to original zingers, meyer isn’t worthy of washing Spurrier’s jock (is anyone?)
 

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I’ll do it for half that.
If there's a position still open, I'm available at 1m per year, and I'll really be able to screw things up. I'll have to hurry to the toilet and throw up every night. But with the damage I can do it'll be worth it.
I won't do it at any price. I don't like throwing up and, though my standards are low, I do have some.
 

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Whatever makes you happy, bruh. I just don’t like seeing urbs get credit for something he copied from the HBC. When it comes to original zingers, meyer isn’t worthy of washing Spurrier’s jock (is anyone?)
Surely there's a quality prospect worthy of washing SOS's jock somewhere. I mean the guy certainly doesn't wash his own after all these years? Perhaps we can offer scholarship assistance to someone if necessary.
 

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Surely there's a quality prospect worthy of washing SOS's jock somewhere. I mean the guy certainly doesn't wash his own after all these years? Perhaps we can offer scholarship assistance to someone if necessary.
I'll pay him to let me wash
 

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