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Marine1

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I got checked when I entered a thread that veered into our dog tales. I’m avoiding this one one on childbirth....because I have stories.
 

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Just asked the wife, who gave birth naturally to a 10 lb 14 oz beast (2nd out of 3 was the biggest). She said it wasn't an injury even though it almost split her in half. She also said shame on any woman who would call giving birth to their child an injury.

I would never even think about coming in on the subject. Just figured I would pass it on from the expert.
Maybe you should challenge your wife to a game of tennis after the next one.
 

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This thread went the wrong way....Thanks Woodroe
Well get it back on track baby. I started the thread with the intent of getting some body painted women. Someone obliged. Thank you whoever that was.

Then someone took it to fetuses hurting mothers and the men who don't understand. No thank you.

So the boss lady cleared up the misconceptions.

I'd much rather be back on tennis players in nothing but latex.
 

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I got checked when I entered a thread that veered into our dog tales. I’m avoiding this one one on childbirth....because I have stories.
We all do. I watched two c-sections on wife #2. It was amazing.
 

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She, Williams, had c-section didn’t she? And other complications, no?
 

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You think I would have banged your mama if I had known she was ovulating?

Damn, don't know who to be sadder for Donkey for having an offspring of T, T's mom for being part of a Tijuana Donkey Show, or T for knowing he was a product of a Tijuana Donkey Show.
 

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