Best bad pickup line?

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I am dying to know your best awful pickup line. Extra points for a story in which it was actually used. Discuss.
 

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“I’d be six foot four, but God gave me eight inches somewhere else.”

- Frank “The Legend” Stanco in Stompers, a bar in Itaewon South Korea, to a six foot tall blonde model as he took a chair out on the floor to stand on and dance in front of her... true story, and yes, it worked.
 

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Another great, and true, Frank “The Legend” Stanco pick up line. To prove a point and teach a lesson about treating a girl badly, one night at the Fort Knox O club, he told a girl that in two hours, she’d be sucking his d*ick in the parking lot. She was outraged. But a few hours later, yes, it happened. The Legend always delivered.
 

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Not my line, but we had an Irishman on my first ship who was hilarious an d had a ton of pickup lines. My favorite line that he swore worked regularly:

Him - Wanna dance?
Her - No.
Him - I’m not being picky. Why should YOU be???

I’m sure the accent didn’t hurt.
 

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Lines don’t work. You’re better off just talking. Something topical, interesting, open ended, where she’ll want to give more than a yes or no answer. Alas, this is becoming a lost art in the modern world of swipe right/left.

That said, lines are funny as hell!

Just a few I’ve heard:


Boy “Do you want to dance?”

Girl “Not with you!”

Boy “What? No, I said ‘you look really FAT in those PANTS’”


Boy “I’ll give you ONE good reason you should go out with me—ever had your belly button licked?”

Girl (rolls eyes) “Yes I have”

Boy “From the INSIDE?!?”



“I seem to have lost my number, could I borrow yours?”



“Beauty is only a light switch away”



“If I follow you home, can I keep you?”



And of course the extra cheesy ones:


“There must have been a thief in your family cause somebody stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.”



“If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”



“Your pants are so clean I can see myself in them”



“If I was in charge of the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”




Alex.
 

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A friend from high school met his wife who is roughly 4 inches taller.... We were at a party our freshman year of college and he approached her with "we are all the same height laying down". She laughed (not sure if it was at the line or him) but the tension was removed and they ended up talking the rest of the night and by the end of the party they had set up a date.
 

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Didnt we go to different high schools together.............
or was it.......did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
My short good friend teaching kindergarten for many years would ask the young moms
"are you married...........and if he gets a negative.........would you like to be?

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
 

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“Do you fool around?”

No!

“Will you hold still while I do?”

Yes I’ve used it and yes it works. Worse case scenario is you get a good laugh.
 

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