Angry Woman in Horton’s Poops on Floor, Throws it at Employees

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I've worked in restaurants & retail stores many years in my early days. By far, women's restrooms are the worst. It's like they take pleasure in writing on the walls with their poop.

Here's my theory: when they know it's gonna be bad, they go to a public restrooms so they don't have to clean it themselves.
 

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Looks like she's schit through her pants. Out of curiosity. what did you type in your search engine to find that little tidbit?


I don't think she's wearing pants. Her legs are pale. She hiked up her skirt.

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that is bat schit crazy....poo flinger. But the funniest part is that she wipes her ass and flings that too.

And I suspect the customers didn't do anything because they didn't want schit thrown on them too.
 

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I'm calling ********...or horsesh!t....
The only time I can crap that fast is after eating my Mother in law's cooking...and there is no way you'd be able to pick that mess up....
Seriously this had to be staged.
 

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I'm calling ********...or horsesh!t....
The only time I can crap that fast is after eating my Mother in law's cooking...and there is no way you'd be able to pick that mess up....
Seriously this had to be staged.
I know it's not in your skill set, but let's use a little common sense, shall we?

1. The video is sped up, basically a time lapse, and she's clearly crazy, so picking the poop up isn't that odd.
2. The woman was arrested.
3. Tim Horton's released a statement about it.

Pretty elaborate staging.
 

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so picking the poop up isn't that odd.
If you say so......
Lots of crazy people get arrested as I'm sure you're probably aware....
If the video was sped up why didn't one of the employees push her out the door while she was squatting?
It could have been a fake turd made of Play Dough or something......
I would think a fresh turd would be too soft and fall apart during her wind up.....
Why don't you sh!t on your floor and try it....then get back to me and let me know the results....OK?
 
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If you say so......
Lots of crazy people get arrested as I'm sure you're probably aware....
If the video was sped up why didn't one of the employees push her out the door while she was squatting?
It could have been a fake turd made of Play Dough or something......
I would think a fresh turd would be too soft and fall apart during her wind up.....
Why don't you sh!t on your floor and try it....then get back to me and let me know the results....OK?

Jesus Christ. You just try to be contrarian to be contrarian. Either you have gone mentally ill or you’re laughing hysterically as you type your posts.
 

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Jesus Christ. You just try to be contrarian to be contrarian. Either you have gone mentally ill or you’re laughing hysterically as you type your posts.
Please J you should know that I am serious less than 20% of the time I post anything on this board except maybe in the PF.....And hell yes I've broken several chairs from falling over laughing while watching some posters lose their sh!t because of some of the things I say....Just don't tell the big hairy one because I'm waiting for him to tell me how it is possible to throw a fresh turd.....
 

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You have to cup it. And don’t try to put any spin on it, the only way to get any movement is without any spin at all. A “knuckle-turd”, if you will.
 

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You have to cup it. And don’t try to put any spin on it, the only way to get any movement is without any spin at all. A “knuckle-turd”, if you will.
If you look closely....
 

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You would think her standing there in public with a napkin stuck between the cheeks of her ass would have embarrassed her.
 

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You have to cup it. And don’t try to put any spin on it, the only way to get any movement is without any spin at all. A “knuckle-turd”, if you will.
Looks like The Capt. agrees.....
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I know it's not in your skill set, but let's use a little common sense, shall we?

1. The video is sped up, basically a time lapse, and she's clearly crazy, so picking the poop up isn't that odd.
2. The woman was arrested.
3. Tim Horton's released a statement about it.

Pretty elaborate staging.
It is a false flag operation.
 

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You have to cup it. And don’t try to put any spin on it, the only way to get any movement is without any spin at all. A “knuckle-turd”, if you will.
If anyone knows throwing poop...
 

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A guy could never do that. The cops would get there long before he had time to finish reading the sports section.
I dont know man. A lot of the addavagtomy/second azzhole surgeries result in stuff like that. Pretty sure the pooper in the grocery was a he/she post surgery.
 

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