The dubster Outro Thread

MidwestChomp

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Well Gators, the Intern House is closed for the day. Dubs graced us for a few moments and wondered why the Eagles can’t see Trump. He seemed distraught. We wondered how Dubs was doing and he said he was in charge of cell extractions. Douglas said to show them a picture of Trux and tell the prisoners if they don’t behave Trux will be in to measure them accordingly. Finally Dubs wondered how 98 was dealing with his white privilege, to that Doug mentioned 98 likes to bury his arms elbow deep in ethnic ass. Speaking of ass, Brad started blabbing about stick was ass checks…whatever that means. I wondered if Brad was talking about someone checking asses with sticks. Goon said Trux got a new job checking asses instead of dicks. 98 than busted in and said if Hogg hires more psychiatrists he will vote for him. I have never heard of a red hatter even entertaining that notion….MAGA is on notice. Marianna came storming in and told BNA he was a fukboi for saying something in regards to a kiss of death. I couldn’t get an answer if the kiss of death was at Marianna. Speaking of BNA he was nervous about getting fired today. Brad said, not fired just a flaming arrow straight up the ass. Goon was then heard in the back talking to himself about Casey’s box and licking it. Carib kept blabbing on about his soul and reincarnation. Every time I asked him what he would like to be when reincarnated he kept going on and on about the next phase of life being about learning something. So I asked others what they would like to be if reincarnated. Goon said a girls bike seat. So upon that note and because no one answered my question I am assigning the reincarnated animals to the chatters in the box today.

Goon – Venezuelan Poodle Moth (have you seen anything so odd)
Coach – Cheetah
Hugh – the celibate stick bug
Casey – Cockatoo
Brad – Naked Mole Rat
BNA – Bison
Carib – Owl
98 – Black Panther
Sluggo – Dove
Sas – Pink Fairy Armadillo
Queen – Swan
Dubs – Fox
Gren – Mosquito
 

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Really? Midwest outros.


A shamesty.
 

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Thank you for your advice. I will take this into consideration. If you have any other useful information to give I am all ears...literally.
Bugs, I served with Dubs. I knew Dubs. Dubs was a friend of mine. You're no Dubs.
 

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YOU CAN'T HAVE A BARBERSHOP WITHOUT A BARBER!!!!

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MidwestChomp

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Well Gators, Bug’s Desert Oasis is closed for the day. Brad came busting through the palm trees and told everyone to stick their junk in dirt as a new type of spa treatment. Gren was seen floating in the warm water and wanted to know more about vegan pull pork and gave a recipe to Slug for chicken fried dove. Brad yelled to Gren where is the yellow meat (Trux was notified) and where are the hairy toxic tacos. Doug was seen at the café and licking his lips at the hairy tacos but instead ordered up a salad of long black hairy cucumbers…he shared this ‘salad’ with someone who is twice the man Nv is (Mr. Jenner watch out). Behind them in line was 98 and Jboss discussing what furburgers are. 98 was very concerned about this. 98, Keep trying to get through to Jboss. Just then BNA was spotted in the shrubs and before Brad could dive in the water, he caught a flaming arrow in the ass for calling the Injun stupid. Brad ran home to sit on his bidet. In a huge surprise, Donkey pulled up a beach chair and had a fruity little drink in hand and announced he banged T Rex’s mom and he was his dad and then told him to get a damn job and move outta the basement. Rexy ignored him as usual. Donkey then introduced us to his bleeding tranny friend. Queen was the only one brave enough to meet Donk’s new friend who is Toni and Tampon. We will update you on this budding relationship. Ox came storming into the Oasis out of breath and said you are disgusting, where are the Amish ladies…nice wholesome real women. Careful Ox, those Amish ladies are ripe for the taking…We will see you tomorrow. :bananawave:
 

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Well Gators, Bug’s Desert Oasis is closed for the day. Brad came busting through the palm trees and told everyone to stick their junk in dirt as a new type of spa treatment. Gren was seen floating in the warm water and wanted to know more about vegan pull pork and gave a recipe to Slug for chicken fried dove. Brad yelled to Gren where is the yellow meat (Trux was notified) and where are the hairy toxic tacos. Doug was seen at the café and licking his lips at the hairy tacos but instead ordered up a salad of long black hairy cucumbers…he shared this ‘salad’ with someone who is twice the man Nv is (Mr. Jenner watch out). Behind them in line was 98 and Jboss discussing what furburgers are. 98 was very concerned about this. 98, Keep trying to get through to Jboss. Just then BNA was spotted in the shrubs and before Brad could dive in the water, he caught a flaming arrow in the ass for calling the Injun stupid. Brad ran home to sit on his bidet. In a huge surprise, Donkey pulled up a beach chair and had a fruity little drink in hand and announced he banged T Rex’s mom and he was his dad and then told him to get a damn job and move outta the basement. Rexy ignored him as usual. Donkey then introduced us to his bleeding tranny friend. Queen was the only one brave enough to meet Donk’s new friend who is Toni and Tampon. We will update you on this budding relationship. Ox came storming into the Oasis out of breath and said you are disgusting, where are the Amish ladies…nice wholesome real women. Careful Ox, those Amish ladies are ripe for the taking…We will see you tomorrow. :bananawave:

damn a pity like from SQ... ouch
 

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haven't been in the box for 2 weeks, yet I'm still on everyone's mind... :scratchchin:
 

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Well Gators Bug’s Desert Oasis is closed for the day. Jboss started the day putting his application in to run the café. The application was accepted. Hugh was the first in line, but decided not to have the hairy black cucumber salad. He said it was nasty….at least he admitted to trying it. Hugh showed that he much preferred the big brown beaver to the peppered butthole. AKA whispered, got anything fuzzy? Slug insisted on eating some thighs, and showed off his meal. Out of the blue, 81 came huffing and puffing in from the 115 degree heat asking if he could be served by a one legged waitress (Casey was notified). 98 who was buried up to his neck in sand looking at cemetery porn and stinky prison penises yelled, those thighs have terrible taste in shoes! In a sudden burst, 98 ran to the bathroom yelling I need cologuard! Brad was intrigued about the poo and followed 98 to the bathroom. After coming out the bathroom, Brad ran to the café line and wondered if this was the International House of Boobs. Gren yelled from floating in the water, check out the boobs on my neighbor’s wife…she’s topless all the time! So a bunch of oasis goers went skydiving to get a better view. SCCola declined the skydiving adventure because he was enjoying himself a nice cocktail and admiring the dripping heads in the beds. Slug then introduced us to his new friend Mohamed, while Gren mentioned Iranians ain’t that bad. We were shocked I tell you! It is nice to see red hatters befriend Mohamed. In a wild turn of events Dubs came marching into the oasis demanding a hot tub to sit in with his white neighbor. The accommodations were granted. At the end of the day, Brad was out strolling with his dog. To our shock and dismay, the dog was eaten by a Gator….such a terrible way to go. I had no idea the oasis had Gators in it :suspect:. No Friends tried to get into the vegan bakery, but was denied as we were closed. He filed a lawsuit. I would like all to please stop by a meet our weather girls Susana and Yanet. We will see you tomorrow! :bananawave:
 

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Well Gators the Oasis is closed for the day. It seems people were banging at the door this morning trying to get in, but being closed the lively debate picked up outside. SCcola said that bows and arrows are for wusses (BNA was lurking, but feeling nice because his poo came back clean didn’t put a flaming arrow in SCcola’s ass). As the gates opened, an uninvited guest no one knew started dancing. Attempting to do a back flip his gun fell out. As he picked it up he “accidentally pulled the trigger” and hit Detroit right in the leg. The Oasis regulars chased him down and beat his ass. Alex phoned in and said he was surrounded by idiots and hung up. No friends showed off the new jazzercise instructor who happens to be a Russian fitness model. Brad was at the grill dousing himself with BBQ smoke to arouse the ladies. Dubs was peeking through the shrubs watching her and wow were those shrubs shaking. BNA quickly asked Dubs if he knew any black peters…he said to check with Trux. Dubs wondered if the Oasis had any Trump brand mattresses. SCcola said to put a tarp down first before ruining it with a golden showers. Just then BNA and Dubs bolted for the café line wondering where black girls are. Goon who was sitting in the cabana looking at different kinds of boobs on one legged ladies and helping himself to a nice cocktail of pharmaceuticals yelled out put some soap in the hole and they are good as new. Not to be outdone, Queen was seen standing next to the weather girls and fitness instructor measuring boob size. 98 and SCcola are planning a march for June Pride month. Slug who has found a new found sensitive side said he was joining the parades because gay men can pick up hot chicks for you. Just before close Alex called in looking for a black sex panther but once again he hung up. Alex if you are out there we are concerned. Have a solid weekend everyone and watch out for violent Canadians….especially you 98! And watch out for Casey, apparently she is planning to overthrow the place. :bananawave:

PS. . It was a slow week but things picked up, and I appreciate the support. While I am no Dubs, I am trying my best. As Coach said I am the Zooker of the chat box! We just keep getting better and better :suspect:.
 

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So we learned today that:
Midget doesn't understand how ladders work.
Catcher wants to have a gay wedding with weed and guns.
mo peep hates amazon because he confuses vertical integration with being a monopoly.
Some black dude actor lied about being beaten for a pay raise.
White privledge has run a muck and Ron has abused his for books and terrorizing quakers.
8 miles has okayed that privledge!
assman is getting over his AOC obsession, but is still stalking her, watch the news fellas assman might need bail at some point.
Bubbles, afta, and RHH are ok being skullfcked for money... when asked for comment afta replied "a buck is a buck"
Bugs watched a girl with hamhawks for an ass get on a plane...
 

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So we learned today that:
afta when not thinking about getting a cool million for sucking dck, likes harvard wimens... odd combination... got attacked over thoughts about student loan debt, mo peep with an hungry mouth rushed to defend.
grand dragon still dealing with a crazy btch about his kiddo the heir apparent to the klan... we got your back grand dragon
postmaster playing a gig in Silver Springs and got a new present today.... word is it blows up and helps with self pleasure
As mo peep babbled about civilized people, midget climbed up on his step stool and told us all Robert Kraft likes getting strange from postitutes.
Box went alive with mo peep saying all old dudes should die, and pointer made a surpise appearance talking about his love of massage parlors and whores... saying that is where he visits his mom.
Dubs quickly went to S6 to let her know to kick RHH in the nuts... sorry RHH.
After discussion of assman's obsession, people discussed their love hoffa suggested he would Cosby her... remember it's spelled J-E-L-L-O
catcher quickly shifted the conversation to smollet and how black dudes in MAGA hats are taking whitey's job
Sluggo mentioned his love of el hombre negro's outtros and how whitey is the devil
hoffa, peeping tom, and rhh all enter when mo peep starts his anti vax rant... catcher came to remind us that whitey is under attack...
if whitey uses tiki torches what to coloreds use?
tijuana busted in to let us all know the grand dragon went to South East Missouri School of Tractor Repair and Rivet Gun Training... Someone has to fix those tractors
after tijuana enlightened us over the grand dragon's education endeavors, rhh and peeping tom got into a discussion over the possibility of Trump's 2020 re-election... as assumed Dubs hasn't informed Mrs Dubs of his 2016 vote
midget heard the discussion grabbed his step stool, put on his MAGA hat started screaming about his inner love for Saint Donnie, bubbles quickly joined midget then asked Dubs if he's a millionare looks like bubbles has gone black...
We will have to send Goon & Goon to investigate.
8 mile finished the day talking about massive ice cream like schits.... Dubs interjected his best work is on the schiter like Donnie on Twitter
Have a good weekend... Barbershop is closed til Monday.
 

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So we learned today that:
assman is taking the family on a Disney cruise, 8 mile approved of this...
several members were paying attention to the Oscars last night, apparently Spike Lee was a whiny btch about not winning...
afta approved of True Detective Season 3, especially liked the black dude... mamba someone is out to take you position.
Discussion of how the old outros were stopped and the Barbershop closed... the reason determined was Dubs lack of white priviledge
8 mile was faxing while schitting... dude knows how to multi-task on the schitter like a boss, might need to give Donnie some lessons.
Goon&Goon brought up the casting couch... Angie Dickinson says it isn't rape.... More investigation is needed
assman came in quoting rap songs again... trying to hide is inner racist... grand dragon would approve of this method
assman then started to be hip with lingo from the 90's to be more in line with afta.... schit got weird.. 8 mile was questioning the white man's sanity
8 mile was confusing late 90's early 00's black wimens who sang, assman showed off his street cred by listing them.
Goon&Goon ask what is postmaster's daughter married a black thug (we all know when a white man says thug he means black), all the dad went quiet.
Sluggo came in and said he don't listen to nothing but angry white guy music... it's what speaks to his soul... then said his white sheets were in the wash.
black thugs mentioned and byron and midget come in mouths agap then midget lets us all know his step daughter not allowed to associate with darkies
catcher likes the look of AOC but would only hit it if "just hit it from behind and put her in a ball gag"
midget started with defending mo peep, mo peep got a little too excited and midget backed off... watch out midget you might join the nazis
postermaster told us how his daughter who loves the Gators is attracted to a ginger, catcher quickly warned him about their lack of souls
mo peep tried to start the bash Saint Donnie hour, but then was reminded Kraft got some strange, and it's ok
midget accused mo peep of voting for Saint Donnie, and catcher made the obsveration that mo peep wears a white hood.... white power mo peep..
the discussion of whom will run for president came up... midget climbed upon his soap box and declared his love for Saint Donnie... then tried to make an Dubs/Urg ticket for 2024
We all know that ain't gonna work, Dubs is black and midget can't see over the podium.
midget talked about the Dubs/Urg ticket, then after putting Dubs as the Pres candidate, tried to run things as a VP... just like a whitey say a black dude is in charge, then boss everything around
midget gave and Ambassadorship to 8 mile, whom laughed it off being twice the man midget is (at least according to mrs midget)
Afta came in running his racist ass speech, talking about how he is a whitey he has to work, where black ass Dubs lives off the government.
the discussion moved back to the Oscars mo peep being as butthurt as Spike Lee... Dubs just pointed out that mo peep is just a blackklansman himself
 
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