Stupidest person you ever met

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My husband and I were on a boat cruise on the Seine in Paris and came across the small Statue of Liberty when one of the American women on the boat stated, "Oh look, they have a statue like ours".
No one volunteered that France had given the SOL to us.

Secondly, I had an employee who had a terrible body odor and I had to address this problem with her. She stated she simply didn't have time to take a bath. Some statements just leave you dumbfounded. I explained to her she either found time to bath or she would have plenty of time to find another job. She found the time.
 

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This is one of those stories that you would say “that’s a joke”. I would if I didn’t know it happened.

My wife worked with a girl at Florida Hospital. They worked in Altamonte Springs, but their boss worked in Orlando. The other girl was just sick of her job, with all of the demands placed on her, and decided she was going to send her resignation to her boss. Since he was in Orlando, she was going to fax it to him, but since she didn’t want anyone to see what it said, she put it in and envelope and faxed the envelope. My wife went about 3 cycles trying to explain to her, and then finally helped her with the fax. The girl didn’t understand why she didn’t get a response - the boss clearly didn’t care.
 

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I have seven sister in laws (which might put me on the list)... the youngest I call Helmet.

When my wife and I were dating, we were at my house and after we did some Netflix and chilling... she got a panicked call from Helmet. She had to turn in her homework for High School class but couldn't log in on her laptop. Being in IT I was handed the phone and I start doing the basic router maintenance question (reboot). No matter what she didn't it would work, so I ask, is it plugged in. Of course it was. So finally, I just say, we will drive there and I'll take a look. Worst case scenario i'll bring my laptop and let her finish on it. So I get there find the router, ask if he has ever worked. Of course not. The plug was plugged into the wall, but not the router. Which was sitting on the floor next to the electric outlet. I said "have you ever plugged this into the router", her response was "Why would I do that?". So I plugged in the electric cord into the back of the modem, and surprise the lights came on. Then I asked where is the hardline... another blank stare... less than a foot away I see it and plug it in. "That needs to go in their too?"... yes.... this is one of many stories of my youngest sister in law.

She also had a plan to blackmail Jay Z and Beyoncé to get her boyfriend a record deal as a white rapper called Robot Joker.
OK, but is sounds like she'd be AWESOME on the "crazy vs hot" scale... just sayin
 

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That’s truly a dizzying intellect. Just wait until she gets going!
 

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OK, but is sounds like she'd be AWESOME on the "crazy vs hot" scale... just sayin

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Going through some old photos this past weekend made me remember this story:

It was the Saturday of the start of spring break '00. I was working at the GNV airport and we were loading the 7:35am flight. We would run a two man ticket/baggage/gate operation that early. The Saturday morning flight was puddle jumper, stopping in TPA before going to MIA and usually a really light flight (19 seat plane). About 15 minutes before we start to load the plane a guessing 19-21 year old girl walks up, in a skirt that barely covered anything, and a tube top where the bottom of her tits were showing and nipple so visible the counter next to us brought it up. I talk to her about her ticket, where she was lethargic while answering. Then started the mandatory questions:
ME: "Have you been the only person in possession of your bags"
"What Bags?"
I turn and point to the two large bags she handed me, "Those are mine? Oh yeah, they are... I guess"
Me: "Did you pack your own bags"
"Yes... No... Yes.... maybe... heee heee... "
The Martin (guy I was working with), said, that's fine. So I processed her boarding pass, and Martin has to walk her to the open to point where she could see where the gate was. He comes back we joke about it, have a quick laugh. Then as we are walking back the co-pilot (Paul) starts joking he wished he saw her at the club that night (they stayed overnight). We had a quick joke and when out to get the plane ready to go. Martin took the gate, I was the guy on the ramp, and Paul was at the bottom of the stairway for the plane. The rest of the passengers are moving out, and Martin is walking with the girl in question, who is trying to walk in these platform wedges. We get everyone one up but her... she tries to step up, and then slips, and gives everyone a show... because she wearing nothing beneath the skirt. The whole gate waiting area saw everything. Paul and Martin have to help her up, and in her seat.
 

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Going through some old photos this past weekend made me remember this story:

It was the Saturday of the start of spring break '00. I was working at the GNV airport and we were loading the 7:35am flight. We would run a two man ticket/baggage/gate operation that early. The Saturday morning flight was puddle jumper, stopping in TPA before going to MIA and usually a really light flight (19 seat plane). About 15 minutes before we start to load the plane a guessing 19-21 year old girl walks up, in a skirt that barely covered anything, and a tube top where the bottom of her tits were showing and nipple so visible the counter next to us brought it up. I talk to her about her ticket, where she was lethargic while answering. Then started the mandatory questions:
ME: "Have you been the only person in possession of your bags"
"What Bags?"
I turn and point to the two large bags she handed me, "Those are mine? Oh yeah, they are... I guess"
Me: "Did you pack your own bags"
"Yes... No... Yes.... maybe... heee heee... "
The Martin (guy I was working with), said, that's fine. So I processed her boarding pass, and Martin has to walk her to the open to point where she could see where the gate was. He comes back we joke about it, have a quick laugh. Then as we are walking back the co-pilot (Paul) starts joking he wished he saw her at the club that night (they stayed overnight). We had a quick joke and when out to get the plane ready to go. Martin took the gate, I was the guy on the ramp, and Paul was at the bottom of the stairway for the plane. The rest of the passengers are moving out, and Martin is walking with the girl in question, who is trying to walk in these platform wedges. We get everyone one up but her... she tries to step up, and then slips, and gives everyone a show... because she wearing nothing beneath the skirt. The whole gate waiting area saw everything. Paul and Martin have to help her up, and in her seat.


I read this letter to Xaviera Hollander in Penthouse back in the sixties.....cmon man......lol...
 

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Wife just asked how we turn off the skylight before we leave the house for the day.
 

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