Florida Man Attempts Mowing Down Neighbor

ChiefGator

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That is a nice but slow tractor, and that old man is lucky, you could stand your ground and shoot him under my view of the Fl law. Seems like too low of a bond, but that is just to assure him showing up at his trial.
 

Detroitgator

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I like Florida Man the other day that said he was only drinking at stop signs and red lights, so not drinking and driving
 

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I like Florida Man the other day that said he was only drinking at stop signs and red lights, so not drinking and driving

I just heard about that at lunch... it was a great answer.
 

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Yes, I was not drinking and driving, officer, I was drinking then driving then drinking then driving then drinking then driving.
 

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