Crybaby jhbyrd rips Gatorchatter on Swamp Gas

[oxrageous]

Did you really offer that Tillydickyweed a mod spot?

It was either him or you. It was a no-brainer.

 

[Tilly]

Told you so. The only reason @Tilly Flanders came over here was to do whatever he could to help out his "home." (By the way, if you use the word "home" to describe an internet message board, you're a loser.) He made a few posts here and then scurried back "home" :rolleyes: to announce that in his esteemed estimation, That Other Site is better. As if that wasn't already a foregone conclusion for a dweeb who sunshine-pumped his way to a moderator role over there.

Being a regular on an internet message board requires a suspension of disbelief that can be hard to maintain at times. You have to overlook the fact that most message board regulars are dweeby dipsh*ts who couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas. But on That Other Site, thanks to careful curating by their control-freak admins and moderators, it's not just a majority. It's 110% nimrods, no exceptions.

Meanwhile the funny thing about tweetybyrd's meltdown thread is that there doesn't seem to be any particular impetus for it. What set him off, exactly?

As near as I can tell, he's very upset about the fact that the Gators are winning and nobody's badmouthing Mullen at present. I guess that deprives him of an outlet for his negativity. Because that's the ironic truth about so-called "sunshine pumpers" on sports team message boards. They are actually bitter, negative people at heart, who think they're being positive by lashing out at anyone who's the least bit critical of the team.

A truly positive fan would say favorable things about the team, and leave it at that. But if you're b*tching and whining about posters who are supposedly being too negative, then you're nothing more than a complainer yourself. You're just venting your negativity at the fans instead of the team, that's all.

Look dude...no one whined to the mods more than you. If we wanna start screenshotting things I can start with my PMs from you. I changed you diaper and powdered you dry many times over there. You hated the moderation...yet begged for it constantly when you got your tiny whittle feelwings hurt. (I still have every single one of them. Puts a damper on your whole "anti-moderation" tough guy persona here .)

I told Ox that was my home. That is no secret. If you don't believe me ask him.

I have posted over here about football and hoops. And would have posted more if people like you weren't such infantile back stabbers. Several of your cohorts in the exodus have even PMd me to apologize for your constant diaper soiling aimed in my direction. You look silly talkibg so much trash on a message board.

As for trying to be a mod...I never even considered being one. It was never mentioned to me until one day out of the blue I was asked. That's how it works. We don't hold tryouts or anything. I did not sunshine pump. I just don't pile on. I was the one who broke the story on our board that Mac was going to be fired after UGA....on Friday. I was as excited as anyone.

You can pull off your flagrant lies here because most don't know me...but anyone paying attention knows you are just making things up.

Pretty sad that a grown man like you (or whatever you identify as) feels so insecure about his fake message board life that he has to make up flat out bull crap to try and keep his fake life the way he wants it.

I have not one time ripped into this board. You are the one walking around here hiding behind his Oz curtain.

...to think I talked them out of perma banning you. What a misjudgment of character I was.
You are not even banned from there, but act like a martyr.

Now craw back upstairs. Mommy has your bottle warm.

 

[Slevin]

It was either him or you. It was a no-brainer.

Well I hope you’ve learned your lesson

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Look dude...nobone whined to the mods more than you.

We have a few more we would like to trade you. What have you got?

Dont try that Professor Pussycat thing again though.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It was either him or you. It was a no-brainer.

The choice is obvious.

Even though Slev has a great ass.

 

[Tilly]

The choice is obvious.

Even though Slev has a great ass.

Yeah...but mine are real...and they are spectacular. :)

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Yeah...but mine are real...and they are spectacular. :)

Probably going to have to see you in some skinny jeans to make that assessment.

I'm a fair guy but I need evidence.

 

[Tilly]

also Gordo...note...I have never disrespected this site. All I did was had the nerve to talk good about that on...in a thread on that one.

Heres thee thing most of you dont know.
Gordo and I agreed on almost everything.
I voted for DJT and love what he is doing.

BUT I think he is a bad human. I have 2 daughters and a little boy. All of whom make me dislike people like Trump.

But politically, he is my guy.

That isnt good enough for Gordo.
That is his real beef with me and everyone who paid attention...including some of you.. know it.

 

[divits]

This thread has just taken a disturbing and uncomfortable homoerotic turn. o_O

 

[gatormandan]

Yeah...but mine are real...and they are spectacular. :)

So, do you have any diapers big enough for the byrdman? He is a real whiner that is gonna need some real cuddling.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

That isnt good enough for Gordo.
That is his real beef with me and everyone who paid attention...including some of you.. know it.

So you admit you are part of antifa.

Maybe it is you who needs Slevin.

 

[oxrageous]

Tilly, what does Swamp Ass think of byrd? Do you really want him over there? We're just as pleased as punch he's not stinking up this place anymore.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

So, do you have any diapers big enough for the byrdman? He is a real whiner that is gonna need some real cuddling.

I thought we were doing pretty well with him.

We were trying to teach him sarcasm but admittedly he had a LONG way to go. Probably a friend of Vulcan.

Maybe I was just being too optimistic. I do enjoy challenges.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Tilly, what does Swamp Ass think of byrd? Do you really want him over there? We're just as pleased as punch he's not stinking up this place anymore.

They had a thread celebrating when he left.

 

[Slevin]

This thread has just taken a disturbing and uncomfortable homoerotic turn. o_O

Leave it up to Swonkey to bust out the lube mid thread

 

[Slevin]

I thought we were doing pretty well with him.

We were trying to teach him sarcasm but admittedly he had a LONG way to go. Probably a friend of Vulcan.

Maybe I was just being too optimistic. I do enjoy challenges.

I could tell right away he was a lost cause. Traz takes the punches and dishes them out. Byrd needs a night light and safe spaces

 

[Swamp Donkey]

@Tilly could we interest you in a slightly used Instigator?

His price used to be 4800 Oxbucks, but it is falling RAPIDLY.

 

[oxrageous]

Byrd's "comebacks" were like this:

"Dude, you're an idiot."
"No, YOU are the idiot."



He has no chance on message boards.

 

[Squigator]

He was not banned. He just took his ball and went home.

I'm new here but I get the sense you would allow Byrd to post here again despite his antics on GC. I guarantee you the pansy assed mods at GC would not allow that to happen on their site.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Byrd's "comebacks" were like this:

"Dude, you're an idiot."
"No, YOU are the idiot."



He has no chance on message boards.

he definitely had a long way to go.

pretty sure he's the type of kid that got swirlies a lot in junior high