UCF newspaper launches collusion investigation against Stricklin, SEC

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UCF went from a feel-good story to making everyone else in college football despise them and root for them to fail. That takes real talent.
 

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At first, I viewed UCF with benign indifference. I knew they existed, I just didn't care. Then I saw where they had won some games in that fershytt little conference they're in, and I thought "well isn't that cute, good for them." Then they grew into the biggest fish in that pathetic little pond and I actually began to pull for them, in a half-hearted, off-hand sort of way. But then came the Allbarn debacle and the subsequent madness about being the real NC. At that point, I began to find their crowing about their new-found notoriety increasingly irksome, and not at all amusing.

Well, as the shenanigans mount and the insane grandiosity reaches absurd new levels, I take solace in the sure and certain knowledge that they will in fact get theirs. That happy day will indeed come upon which they will be taken to the woodshed yet again by the boys in O&B, and I will be there, laughing my elderly ass off and farting loudly in their general direction. They have drawn a target on themselves that will attract the ire of any P5 program, but especially the SEC, for many years. The day will come when they look back on their 15 minutes of fame with a mixture of wistfulness, regret and deep embarrassment for the many future skull-phukkings they are bringing on themselves by running that mouth.
 

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Strickland was instrumental in causing them to get their :kiffin: pushed in against the 5th best team in the league as well.

He's a real piece of work, no doubt.







lol I had a hard time just typing that :lol:
 

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Just in case, ban Theo. He could be a Central spy.

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Actually my reaction to this news was total eye roll.
 
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Knight News? We better tell the Washington Post to return their 2018 Pulitzer.
 

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UCF’s version of the Alligator is launching an investigation. I shudder at the thought.
What did they say? Something about their record indicates they shouldn’t be treated like all the other G5 schools. LOL. One victory in two years over a P5 team in a bowl they couldn’t care less about doesn’t get you respectability. They are morons.
If they’d played it right they could have had supporters outside of UCF but they’ve been such complete asses that everyone is making fun of them now. They’ll lose a couple next year and nobody will pay any attention to them again.
 

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What's funny is damn near every single writer projected us to play Michigan ahead before the selection committee picked. Do they honestly think we'd rather play a team that had owned our asses up until this game?
 

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UCF went from a feel-good story to making everyone else in college football despise them and root for them to fail. That takes real talent.

This is the worst humiliation for a group of knights since Henry V's peasant archers stabbed the flower of French chivalry through their visors and left them to die in the mud.
 

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The Alligator should launch an investigation on whether UCF fans need to see a psychiatrist. I think we know what the investigation will reveal.
 

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7-14 vs P5 Fire Stricklin First
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They need Mueller.

I'm sure he could at least indict some people for mocking Central with fake Facebook accounts. Maybe check Stricklin's taxes REAL well.
 

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I think it’s hilarious that they’re doing a gofundme to raise money to do the investigation.

They’ve raised $400
 

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I wonder how they obtained that email, could be Russian collusion call Mueller.
 

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This is the worst humiliation for a group of knights since Henry V's peasant archers stabbed the flower of French chivalry through their visors and left them to die in the mud.
Agincourt. Excellent historical reference. Face of Battle is a great read.
 

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