Gator Baseball Mike Martin retires; names frog's testicle of a son his replacement

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I'll give it to the Holes, they didn't act like asswipes after a grand slam the same way the Canes did when their batter hit a solo HR vs Florida.
 

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Mike Martin is a class act, but it was fun to watch his team get a natural born butt whipping tonight. I just cannot pull for FSU in any game in any sport. Awesome 20-7 win.
 

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For the first time in a while, we can finally chant:
Just like football, just like football.
 

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Just got home from the game and I wanted to share a Seminole story with you.

So FSU is ahead 6-0 and the people in front of us left and here comes a d!ckweed Seminole who plops down in front of us and immediately starts mouthing off the everyone in the section. He was bragging about what a great coach Martin is "41 years of excellence which nobody at Florida has ever done" and on and on...... I asked him why they were running him off if he is so great but got no answer.
Two innings later Florida is beating the crap out of them and d!ckweed is now suddenly very quiet and everyone is destroying him.
Five minutes later he decides that it is suddenly time to go home.

A typical clown for you. He is king sh!t when his team is ahead, running his mouth and then suddenly he goes completely mute when they are being clobbered.

I got particular pleasure out of this tonight.
 

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41 years?

Honestly, I've never heard of him. And don't care.
 

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Just got home from the game and I wanted to share a Seminole story with you.

So FSU is ahead 6-0 and the people in front of us left and here comes a d!ckweed Seminole who plops down in front of us and immediately starts mouthing off the everyone in the section. He was bragging about what a great coach Martin is "41 years of excellence which nobody at Florida has ever done" and on and on...... I asked him why they were running him off if he is so great but got no answer.
Two innings later Florida is beating the crap out of them and d!ckweed is now suddenly very quiet and everyone is destroying him.
Five minutes later he decides that it is suddenly time to go home.

A typical clown for you. He is king sh!t when his team is ahead, running his mouth and then suddenly he goes completely mute when they are being clobbered.

I got particular pleasure out of this tonight.
I hope, at the very least, some of our fans threw tomatoes at him.
 

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41 years of excellence? He never won a title. Not one.

He should have been fired decades ago.
 

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Just got home from the game and I wanted to share a Seminole story with you.

So FSU is ahead 6-0 and the people in front of us left and here comes a d!ckweed Seminole who plops down in front of us and immediately starts mouthing off the everyone in the section. He was bragging about what a great coach Martin is "41 years of excellence which nobody at Florida has ever done" and on and on...... I asked him why they were running him off if he is so great but got no answer.
Two innings later Florida is beating the crap out of them and d!ckweed is now suddenly very quiet and everyone is destroying him.
Five minutes later he decides that it is suddenly time to go home.

A typical clown for you. He is king sh!t when his team is ahead, running his mouth and then suddenly he goes completely mute when they are being clobbered.

I got particular pleasure out of this tonight.

I was unable to make it to the game nor see it on TV, so when I saw the score, I figured we jumped out early. Well I then see we trailed by six runs, only to outscore the :nole::nole: 20-1 the rest of the way. having been to those games I imagined those :nole::nole::nole: FANS were yucking it up early, only to be fed a can of STFU and went and got into their AMC Pacers, Ford Pintos and Chevy Vega's for the ride back to the trailer Park in :nole:Town. Thanx for sharing DGD
 

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41 years of excellence? He never won a title. Not one.

He should have been fired decades ago.
This is a terrible attitude.

The question becomes if they gave this white guy 41 years to try to win something, how many years should they give their first black football coach? He should get at least 40 also.
 

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I was unable to make it to the game nor see it on TV, so when I saw the score, I figured we jumped out early. Well I then see we trailed by six runs, only to outscore the :nole::nole: 20-1 the rest of the way. having been to those games I imagined those :nole::nole::nole: FANS were yucking it up early, only to be fed a can of STFU and went and got into their AMC Pacers, Ford Pintos and Chevy Vega's for the ride back to the trailer Park in :nole:Town. Thanx for sharing DGD
I think this is the first post of yours I’ve seen without exclamation marks.
 

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