I present to you the Jboss Twins

stephenPE

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1) Stop biting your nails. I learned this the hard way. I never stopped but I was very dexterous and never seemed to have any transfer of **********.......and I had four kids and changed most of the diapers.



3) Diaper Genie. Great idea, right? WRONG. If you don't know what one of these things is, it essentially turns your baby's poo into an endless series of link sausage. You simply drop the disgusting, soiled, smelly, awful diaper into the Genie, close the lid and voilà it disappears into the contraption's 50-ft long plastic bag repository which will coil inside the innards of the device like an elephant's intestinal tract, seemingly never to be heard from again.
I will see your diaper genie and raise you cloth. I just knew I could do it with cloth diapers but EVERY DAMN time I put it on my daughter would pee. So quickly I went to disposable ...... THEN I Tried that abomination called the diaper genie..........the smell would knock a buzzard off a shi!t wagon. That was the end of that BUT I discovered if I had a real bad one I could put it into a plastic DG bag and twist and then wrap it again with the remaing bag (double baggint it with one bag ) and the smell was defeated mostly.
 

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A couple more pics of our twins
 

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Congrats Boss! Your life will become enriched more than you ever imagined.
 

Albert

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Congrats my dude! Good looking offspring right there. Might I suggest a healthy mix of weights and cardio for them both along with an aggressive diet of meat and potatoes!
I too have twins that will be 13 next month. You will learn 2 things real fast: a.) how to sleep literally anywhere, anytime and b.)complete and utter disdain for anyone who bitches about raising 1 child.
Good luck, you are in for a fun ride!
 

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Have a drink on me, Daffy. I have a feeling you're going to need it

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Some of our closest friends have twins. They are 6 and in the first grade now. I would say their life is finally getting sorta normal now.

We visited them when their twins were 2 months old and actually stayed in their house. They were terrified of us staying because they were not in the "hosting" mood, but we assured them we know what it's like with newborns. We helped out all weekend and we brought some crockpot meals, plenty of snacks, and plenty of booze.

The night before we left, we could hear the kids up ALL night. It was like WW3 out there. All night. We crack our door around 7am and both twins were asleep in swingers in the living room and the parents were passed out on the couch. I look at my wife and mention to her that I think we can escape without anyone waking. She said we cant to that. So we did. We got all our stuff, plus our two kids out the front door without waking up anybody.

Those 4 slept until like 10 that morning and was the most sleep any of them had since the kids were born. They woke up so confused. We still like to have a good laugh about it every time we see each other.
 

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Congrats Brother

Multiples are a big challenge…I had Triplets

Boys are harder now…Girls are something else altogether

Blessings and Prayers
 
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I like to say "give me a truck load of boys over one girl" seems you are well on your way. Congrats jboss and try and help out the wifey a little bit.
 

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My first is only 4 months, and here’s what I learned: you can never have too many bottles. You will spend 11 hours everyday washing those damn things. Stock up.

Same thing with diapers. If you see a good deal, buy ‘em all. You will use them. Also, if you were a Hygiene freak, you won’t be for long. Baby poop on your hands is not uncommon. Pee, spit up, etc is part of my daily wardrobe.

Sleep, nah don’t need it. Clutter free home, don’t need that either.

You thought your wife was always right before, now she’s double right. Just roll with it.

It’s easy to overreact when the kids screaming. 99% of the time, he’s either hungry, dirty, or tired so don’t get too worked up. If he’s clean and fed, a swaddle usually calmed him down.

The first 3 months are hard b/c the babies don’t really interact. But, it’s REALLY awesome when they start smiling and giggling.

Finally, after a few months a bed time routine is HUGE. No deviations, same routine, ALWAYS. My boys been sleeping through the night since 3 months. The routine is $$$$$.

Congrats Dad!!! It’s awesome.
 

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