Breaking Fake News Thread

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The best, breaking fake news in GatorLand, right here on Gatorchatter.

Here are some of the headlines:

UF announces plans to build 22 million dollar whiffleball stadium

ESPN, UF share plans to broadcast Gator basketball games using only hand held cameras pooled from the alumni side, citing desire to show Gator students, but not spend a lot of money doing it.

Troubles with freshman football class force postponement of further Point and Laugh classes at UF, which were geared towards UGA. Point and Laugh classes aimed toward FSU will continue as scheduled.

Bring your reports in as you hear them!
 
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Sun Writer Pat Dooley awarded Florida Sports Hall of Fame induction - Dooley to find out about it six months from now
 

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Adam Sandler announces Grown-Ups 3, where Adam and the gang run the University of Florida Athletic department.
 

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BREAKING: Dan Mullen found on ledge threatening to jump if recruits continue to leave

In a related story, two freshman say they are are leaving campus to get their car washed; tell authorities “not to wait up”
 

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Two of Gatorchatters finest Alcoholica & Swamp Donkey finally square off in the squared circle of death. They both lose.
Jeremy Foley spotted on the front row chatting with the bowling coach about the new Bowl A Rama being built by the Century Tower.
 

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McElwain: Not a whiff of scandal when I was coach at Florida
 

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Steele announces transfer to the team out West. Parents pleased he is closer to home and rooming with WiLLLLLLLie.
 

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Century Tower to be demolished and salvaged bricks used to construct Gator Walk for new women's interpretative dance team. Bells to be melted down so every student gets a trophy.
 

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