Tow truck driver files battery complaint against Lamical Perine

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This reminds me of a time when I was serving as a brigade combat team's network technician in Iraq. We had issues with finding lots of porn on computers with our routine scans. I almost talked my brigade commander into standing up an 'amnesty server' that everyone would be able to upload any file they thought was questionable so that my team and I could go through and deem inappropriate or okay without any consequences to the soldier who uploaded. My team and I would then move the files we deemed inappropriate over to another folder that would serve as examples of what not to have on the computer so all could have a good baseline to make future judgements. The server would have been accessible to anyone within the perimeter of our network. Commander finally caught on to what I was trying to do, called me into his office and we laughed about it and from that day on he had a new found respect for me.
 

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This reminds me of a time when I was serving as a brigade combat team's network technician in Iraq. We had issues with finding lots of porn on computers with our routine scans. I almost talked my brigade commander into standing up an 'amnesty server' that everyone would be able to upload any file they thought was questionable so that my team and I could go through and deem inappropriate or okay without any consequences to the soldier who uploaded. My team and I would then move the files we deemed inappropriate over to another folder that would serve as examples of what not to have on the computer so all could have a good baseline to make future judgements. The server would have been accessible to anyone within the perimeter of our network. Commander finally caught on to what I was trying to do, called me into his office and we laughed about it and from that day on he had a new found respect for me.
Shoulda just had Platte River Networks set up a dedicated server for you in one of these!
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This reminds me of a time when I was serving as a brigade combat team's network technician in Iraq. We had issues with finding lots of porn on computers with our routine scans. I almost talked my brigade commander into standing up an 'amnesty server' that everyone would be able to upload any file they thought was questionable so that my team and I could go through and deem inappropriate or okay without any consequences to the soldier who uploaded. My team and I would then move the files we deemed inappropriate over to another folder that would serve as examples of what not to have on the computer so all could have a good baseline to make future judgements. The server would have been accessible to anyone within the perimeter of our network. Commander finally caught on to what I was trying to do, called me into his office and we laughed about it and from that day on he had a new found respect for me.
And.... now he runs pornhub.com.
 

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And.... now he runs pornhub.com.

I wish. Funny you respond though, because it was the commander's JA who let the cat out of the bag and advised the commander not to go along with the idea. I got his arse back though because his wife sent some really racey photos to his email and we just happened to catch it on a 'random' scan.
 

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It's a sports bar atmosphere without the sports bar atmosphere. Well maybe a gay sports bar atmosphere since Ox does like him some fat male ass.

Ox has a very strict rule about only fat chicks and fat dudes on GCMB.

he likes fat cocks too

It's almost as if there were some other reason. Hmmm




Maybe everyone is on to something . . .
 

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And what would that be? Be specific.

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Even the Chinese zodiac agrees. And really, who can debate thousand year old Chinese wisdom?

Oxs love cocks.

Even rhymes.

Our wise posters were simply in tune with their Asian mystic knowledge, as I already observed.
 

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Even the Chinese zodiac agrees. And really, who can debate thousand year old Chinese wisdom?

Oxs love cocks.

Even rhymes.

Our wise posters were simply in tune with their Asian mystic knowledge, as I already observed.

LOL...TOO FUNNY
 

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So the implication is that I'm gay? Oh.
 

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Ox is definitely NOT gay. His wife has very large knockers. Gay men, even those still in the closet and hiding behind a loveless and sexless marriage, hate large knockers. He does have an aversion to losing ad revenue, though, just like any other business would. If you run a porno shop masquerading as a sports message board, eventually they won't place legit ads on your site. Disney, for example, doesn't want to be advertising on a site with pictures of a woman bending over the side of a boat on a fishing trip, pulling out a large permit from the water, while a dog is seemingly taking her lewdly and recklessly from behind.

I wish I could show you what I'm talking about, but ox pulled my pictures down - not because he doesn't enjoy seeing healthy, heterosexual, non-consensual, dog-on-girl bestiality in the same way all of us red-blooded males do - but because he doesn't want to risk losing his advertisers.
 
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Ox is definitely NOT gay. His wife has very large knockers. Gay men, even those still in the closet and hiding behind a loveless and sexless marriage, hate large knockers. He does have an aversion to losing ad revenue, though, just like any other business would. If you run a porno shop masquerading as a sports message board, eventually they won't place legit ads on your site. Disney, for example, doesn't want to be advertising on a site with pictures of a woman bending over the side of a boat on a fishing trip, pulling out a large permit from the water, while a dog is seemingly taking her lewdly and recklessly from behind.

I wish I could show you what I'm talking about, but ox pulled my pictures down - not because he doesn't enjoy seeing healthy, heterosexual, non-consensual, dog-on-girl bestiality in the same way all of us red-blooded males do - but because he doesn't want to risk losing his advertisers.
But Disney is okay with fat nude men and fat scantily clad women.... come to think of it you may be on to something.
 

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Looks to me like he was swung on. He probably should have laid dude out.
 

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Charges dropped

@GainesvilleSun: Video shows Lamical Perine's interaction with tow driver Video shows Lamical Perine's interaction with tow driver



Yea, no dice, PLEASE go to jury trial in Gainesville. Tow drivers are terrible in Gainesville and no jury is going to give you anything. Especially for such a gentle touch, much less with the overreaction by the driver.

Edit: What's this guys damages claim? You kind of need damages for your battery suit
 

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