Chicken breast springs into life and crawls off dining table amid screams of horror

[oxrageous]

I'm not sure I would ever sleep again if this happened to me. Of course, we actually cook our food here in the USA.

Moment ‘zombie’ chicken breast ‘comes back to life and crawls off table’

 

[g8tr72]

I'm calling BS (Barbara Streisand)

 

[oxrageous]

I'm calling BS (Barbara Streisand)

Did you watch the video? That’s not fake.

 

[Thought Criminal]

Did you watch the video? That’s not fake.

Just eat an impossible burger, no drama.

 

[Detroitgator]

Just eat an impossible burger, no drama.

Do you eat that with your mouth, or your vagina? ;)

 

[NVGator]

My wife wanted to have Vietnamese tonight for Takie-Outie. All I could think about was this video. I guaran-damn-tee you this was a Vietnamese restaurant.

 

[divits]

I hate threads with vague titles.

 

[Thought Criminal]

Do you eat that with your mouth, or your vagina? ;)

I like that Detroitgator, good job.

And it really stings considering all the time spent thinking of ways to impress you with my diet. I just ate some sour patch kids... are those okay? They're colorful, kind of colors of the rainbow, thought I'd check on those before going any further into the bag.

 

[Detroitgator]

I like that Detroitgator, good job.

And it really stings considering all the time spent thinking of ways to impress you with my diet. I just ate some sour patch kids... are those okay? They're colorful, kind of colors of the rainbow, thought I'd check on those before going any further into the bag.

I couldn’t resist making the joke

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Poultrygeist

 

[Gator515151]