***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Auburn***

[Swamp Donkey]

Chili 3 way

 

[Egor's Assistant]

You secretly have a bet with your wife and you are playing this for all it's worth because if you lose you really win!

Only if you call winning, having to vacuum the whole house naked while wearing an auburn-themed thong. You're right, he'll probably like it either way.

 

[GatorAuthor]

I have been impressed thoroughly enough by Kyle Trask, certainly enough to beat most or all of the remaining teams on our schedule. Forget the playoffs, I’m thinking national title.

If, just IF, things don’t go our way Saturday, don’t go AWOL on us like everyone’s favorite hooved quadruped did.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

If, just IF, things don’t go our way Saturday, don’t go AWOL on us like everyone’s favorite hooved quadruped did.

You should encourage me to leave. Dafug is wrong with you?

Him too.

 

[-THE DUDE-]

You should encourage me to leave. Dafug is wrong with you?

Him too.

This board was lost without you...but you’re my favorite poster so I might be biased

 

[Swamp Donkey]

This board was lost without you...but you’re my favorite poster so I might be biased

Low standards, bro.

 

[Sec14Gator]

This board was lost without you...but you’re my favorite poster so I might be biased

Yeah, no

 

[Gatorraid81]

I have been impressed thoroughly enough by Kyle Trask, certainly enough to beat most or all of the remaining teams on our schedule. Forget the playoffs, I’m thinking national title.

Zima’s must be going down smooth today.

 

[Zambo]

Maybe we'll get to see this guy on Saturday. Special guest appearance by everyone's favorite moron at the end

 

[GatorJB]

Maybe we'll get to see this guy on Saturday. Special guest appearance by everyone's favorite moron at the end

I laughed out loud.

 

[Musclepug]

 

[MCMCKUF]

Maybe we'll get to see this guy on Saturday. Special guest appearance by everyone's favorite moron at the end

Can we just erase him from anything related to us? Good Lord I cringe every time I see him. It's how my wife (a Nole) thinks when Winston is mentioned in the same sentence as FSUx

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Nah, it is just thto remind the people who still think Fooley is a great AD.

 

[MADGator]

Maybe we'll get to see this guy on Saturday. Special guest appearance by everyone's favorite moron at the end

Holy guacamole that was funny!!

 

[soflagator]

I laughed out loud.

I did as well. Rarely happens but this got me.

 

[GatorInKnox]

I still am dumbfounded how he ever landed this job. I can’t imagine he interviews well.

 

[ufgator812]

I still am dumbfounded how he ever landed this job. I can’t imagine he interviews well.

 

[GatorAuthor]

I did as well. Rarely happens but this got me.

Rarely happens? My man, you should laugh more. It’s good for you.

If you need a pick-me-up, check out one of the Chappelle shows on Netflix.

 

[GatorAuthor]

You should encourage me to leave. Dafug is wrong with you?

Him too.

Hell no! I know Ox wouldn’t really leave, but GCMB would be far less entertaining w/o Ox and SD.

Sorry if I hit you guys right in the feels with that one.

 

[BMF]

Found this breakdown on another site about our rush defense:

FL Rush defense excluding sacks:

All Games: #41 in FBS with 4.19 YPC (136 Att / 570 yards / 114 YPG)
FBS opponents only: #48 in FBS with 4.40 YPC (89 att / 392 yards / 131 YPG)
Rush Offense rank of FBS opponents: #82, #53, #78 (avg #71)

Even tossing out the sacks, our run D has been pretty solid. I hated seeing the QB last week easily getting loose though. Expect Auburn to run 60%+, unless we can shut it down and force them to pass.