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    Michigan Busted

    Solution: Can you imagine how well we would execute with this staff? It would be just like this, except with the 14-in rounds would be landing on the faithful in the Touchdown Terrace.
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    Gators Caravan

    This post is underrated.
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    OJ Simpson Has Died

    <OJ lands at the gates of heaven> Saint Peter: Okay Juice, let's get you fitted for that halo... OJ: Hey Peter, this thing is way too small to fit on my head! Saint Peter: I don't seem to have one in your size. Well if it doesn't fit...you know what, just say hello to Johnnie...
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    Birthday Happy Birthday PastyStoole!

    HBD! Tell us a story Uncle Pasty!
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    Birthday Happy Birthday 5-Star Finger!

    I tend to avoid the box, but whenever I'm in there you guys get so excited.
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    Birthday Happy Birthday 5-Star Finger!

    Thank you for all the birthday wishes. The household gymnast dexterously grilled me a ribeye roughly the size of Luxembourg. It was otherwise a quiet day. I'm glad I could get one last birthday under the mostly benevolent dictatorial regime of the Supreme Bovine before Sas turns this place into...
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    The Current State of Gator Sports

    Current state of Gator sports:
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    Gator 2025 SEC Schedule = 2024 SEC Schedule

    ....or Moe Greene. Too far?
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    ESPN+ Grading every team ever ranked by Committee

    This is the worst coaching job since Pharaoh hired the magicians to coach Team Egypt in plague avoidance.
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    6/5/2024

    @AlexDaGator or @Swamp Donkey does Florida have the death penalty for comments like this?
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