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    Spring ball: let's wallow!

    Come on, man. He's been strength training and lifting with Debose all winter. Breakout season incoming.
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    Spring ball: let's wallow!

    Did we purchase some linemen from the portal yet? Has anyone scouted the new Spring pro-league yet? We pay as well as those fools I imagine. Got any eligibility left? Well, Come on down to Gainesville! Free Cafe Risque' coupons. All the food you can...
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Game Thread BBALL*** NCAA Tourney - Colorado vs UF

    Curry was unbelievably senile or crooked or something. It was mostly him with his thumb on the scale that ultimately cost us the game. If we had Handlogten, we would have overcome.
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Game Thread BBALL*** NCAA Tourney - Colorado vs UF

    In the best of worlds we get to jettison Stricknine and keep the Golden Toad. the content here is certainly repetitive.
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Game Thread BBALL*** NCAA Tourney - Colorado vs UF

    Well said. The Silver lining of this loss is hidden in the fact that Strick is now fireable if Billy bombs this fall. If we had made a deep tourney run and confirmed Golden boy as a great young hire, Stricknine could be unfireable.
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    Spring ball: let's wallow!

    That one retard knew how to make a peanut butter and jelly. Sad to think that Dan Mullen is the smartest HC we've had in. nearly two decades.
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Game Thread BBALL*** NCAA Tourney - Colorado vs UF

    Man, if we can get by Marquette, we're gonna waltz right into the Elite 8. Faggity Todd and the Queers looking might dapper right about now. Fixing to make Gator Nation Proud. :chomp::chomp::chomp: :sohappy::sohappy: :lock::bananawave::bandit:
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Game Thread BBALL*** NCAA Tourney - Colorado vs UF

    That's awesome. We're going to win this game easy-peasy. They don't have the horses to run with the Gators.
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    Spring ball: let's wallow!

    What, why? How can this be? Are we on deck for our FOURTH losing season in a row or something? Good times.
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    Gator Basketball ***Official Game Thread BBALL*** SEC Tourney - UF vs AU

    Micah is only a 2nd year player still learning the ropes in the rugged SEC. He can't get a call to save his life; that's making him less confident and aggressive. Condon gets beat-up nearly every game and also can't get a foul call. It's just not a good time to be a tall white boy in college...
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