Reaction totals for Homer J
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| Negative | 789 | 234 | |
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Facepalm |
231 | 119 |
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Stoned |
128 | 11 |
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WTF |
52 | 17 |
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Drunk |
95 | 20 |
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Loony |
155 | 36 |
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Ban |
52 | 22 |
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Dumb |
76 | 9 |
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cover2:
Might’ve been at an outdoor gathering and got teased about the fruit and umbrella in his drink. Kicked the fire basket while ripping his shirt off to fight the offenderjdh5484 said:
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CaribGator:
speaking of teachers, the 1st grade teacher started a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she asked the class if they knew any, kids raised their hands, Yes Suzy, what is your word, Susy says Monday, teacher goes good, Next she picked Mike, he says, Saturday, , very good said the teacher, that's 3 syllables, Johnny is waving hands like crazy and says, 'I know a 4 syllable word", ok Johnny, what it is says the teacher, he goes 'masturbation', shocked the teacher could only thing to reply, "WOW Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful", Johnny goes , "No Ma'am, you're thinking of blowjob, and that's only 2 syllables" -
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GatorJ has started a new thread called "College sports commission launches first public NIL probe into LSU" in Main Sports Forum. -
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soflagator:
ironically, that journalism teacher was pretty decent and very flirty with me. We arranged to meet one night at a football game and “go somewhere”. But she was technically engaged, and her fiancé decided last minute he wanted to come along with her. Pre cell phone days, so it was awkward for a moment when I walked up. Nothing ever happened with me, but I’m sure she hooked up with someone.PastyStoole said: -
PastyStoole:
This was not a thing when I was growing up. It was more likely that the football coach was banging a cheerleader.Slug said: -
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PastyStoole:
I had a crush on my chemistry teacher. Mrs. Baker. I used to call her Mrs. Beaker. She never fully understood why I was making low marks in her class.
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Slug:
I'm gonna try it out with my girl. She has pretty feet. I'm gonna be rolling in the dough.soflagator said: -
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soflagator:
We had this girl with really nice feet when I was in HS. I’m not a foot person per se, but these were really sexy for some reason. I took a journalism class just to sit next to her.
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PastyStoole:
I wrote poetry about this kid. I wish I'd known "The Lizard," I would have written poetry about her too.
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CDGator:
We had a girl that wore all black and was very goth. We called her Lizard. I’ve always wondered why. -
PastyStoole:
There was a kid in our high school who we used to call "The Fetus" because he had an extraordinarily large and misshapen cranium and a tiny body. I wanted you all to know that.
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jdh5484:
I remember when the media freaked over Brooke Shields " nothing comes between me and my Calvins" commercial.Detroitgator said:
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