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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear...- Jake from State Farm
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Gator Basketball ***Official BBALL Game Thread*** Florida vs East Carolina
We didn't earn any respect tonight!- Jake from State Farm
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Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .' Operator: 'What sort of...- Jake from State Farm
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As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost. I finally arrived...- Jake from State Farm
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Truth Takes: Kentucky Review 2023
You are what you put on film!- Jake from State Farm
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POCKET TASER STORY This is one of those stories where you begin to chuckle....then find yourself laughing out loud. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's...- Jake from State Farm
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Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that correct? Husband slumps down, swallows hard and mumbles: To be honest, I didn't ever know she sold Flowers...... :exactly:- Jake from State Farm
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BEWARE OF OLD GUYS A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you...- Jake from State Farm
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Good-bye Grandpa A father put his 3-year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl...- Jake from State Farm
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