Franks looking to fight?

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Your average mediocre jui jitsu guy has more training though for hand to hand. Maybe its better today. We did a lot of bayonet pummelstick training, which was fun but not real helpful. Mostly it was cheap.

We also did a lot of sticking mannequins w semisharp bayonets. And chanting KILL, KILL, KILL (not unlike Alice's Restaurant) and blood makes the grass grow green. Also, probably not much help.

I know that Franks sprained Ox' vagina by shushing him, but Ive seen him crash into enough LBs to know he is a tough kid.

Tebow broke LBs though. The Giraffe is no Tebow.
What does taking hits in pads have to do with a bare knuckled street fight? Franks would be out cold with one little tap to the jaw.
 

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Franks looks pretty skinny in the video, the old guy in the white shirt is far more built than him.
 

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What does taking hits in pads have to do with a bare knuckled street fight?
Never mind being in an actual fight, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that,.....but did you ever play football? I mean real football, like in pads and helmets?...When I played I made people hurt so bad they would have wished they were in a street fight and once or twice people even made me hurt that much.....:facepalm:
 

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Got a friend I grew up with. He was a fat kid. Like, really obese back when kids weren't obese. Strong as an ox. Never saw him lose an arm wrestling challenge. Played nose guard at an NAIA school. That was decades ago. He's now well over 400 lbs and can't get in and out of a car without getting short of breath. Oh, and he's half blind, too.

He has a buddy who is a Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt. No joke. He's a little dude. Maybe 150. His buddy bet him he could submit him, choke him out, whatever, in a minute.

My friend accepted the challenge.

The little guy couldn't knock him off his feet. Couldn't get an arm or leg into any kind of submission hold, and sure as hell never got near my friend's neck. There wasn't a damn thing he could do to my much larger friend (except maybe wait for my friend to suffer from a heart attack).


Sure, there are 150 lb badasses and 250 lb pussies but in the real world they rarely meet.

Franks is an elite athlete--football, basketball, baseball. He's fast, strong, quick, and has balance and hand-eye coordination. He's also tough and has hands the size of oven mitts. He woulda lit that dude up if it came down to it.

It's only in Hollywood where some 105 lb chick in a Starfleet uniform can knock out a big, bad Klingon with a single punch because she knows "karate".

In the real world, that kid ends up regretting his smart mouth wrote a check his little ass couldn't cash. Hell, he couldn't avoid a car door smacking him around like a b!tch. What do you think Franks would have done to him?

The other story here is where are Franks' boys? I'm sure he wasn't out drinking alone. His friends should have put a quick non-violent end to this before it escalated.

Alex.
 

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Any idea when that was filmed. I saw him on the field after the FSU game wearing that jersey. Would make sense if this was filmed that night and it was some a$$hole clown trying to start sh!t.
 

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Got a friend I grew up with. He was a fat kid. Like, really obese back when kids weren't obese. Strong as an ox. Never saw him lose an arm wrestling challenge. Played nose guard at an NAIA school. That was decades ago. He's now well over 400 lbs and can't get in and out of a car without getting short of breath. Oh, and he's half blind, too.

He has a buddy who is a Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt. No joke. He's a little dude. Maybe 150. His buddy bet him he could submit him, choke him out, whatever, in a minute.

My friend accepted the challenge.

The little guy couldn't knock him off his feet. Couldn't get an arm or leg into any kind of submission hold, and sure as hell never got near my friend's neck. There wasn't a damn thing he could do to my much larger friend (except maybe wait for my friend to suffer from a heart attack).


Sure, there are 150 lb badasses and 250 lb pussies but in the real world they rarely meet.

Franks is an elite athlete--football, basketball, baseball. He's fast, strong, quick, and has balance and hand-eye coordination. He's also tough and has hands the size of oven mitts. He woulda lit that dude up if it came down to it.

It's only in Hollywood where some 105 lb chick in a Starfleet uniform can knock out a big, bad Klingon with a single punch because she knows "karate".

In the real world, that kid ends up regretting his smart mouth wrote a check his little ass couldn't cash. Hell, he couldn't avoid a car door smacking him around like a b!tch. What do you think Franks would have done to him?

The other story here is where are Franks' boys? I'm sure he wasn't out drinking alone. His friends should have put a quick non-violent end to this before it escalated.

Alex.
I'd take YOU in a street fight against Franks, Alex.

As far as that last sentence, I doubt Franks has any friends.
 

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There wasn't a damn thing he could do to my much larger friend ...
Sure, there are 150 lb badasses and 250 lb pussies but in the real world they rarely meet.
Some cops were training doing "stacking drills". it's where you maneuver so basically if you got two bad guys fighting you, you use one bad guy as cover from the other so you're only fighting one at a time. You move to stack one behind the other.

The instructor took the big, guy older slow dude in the class, who struggled on long runs, pitted that guy against two smaller fast young studs guys. The runs and PT were easy for those kids.

It was a similar situation, two guys that were 150 lb each and another guy that was 240-250. The drill lasted about 20 seconds and the big guy was already getting tired of dancing around and trying to keep the second (fast) attacker behind the first.

So he basically picked up the closest guy and hit the second guy with him and then drove them both to the ground. it was a hell of a sound as both got the wind knocked out of them. He had them both pinned for over a many seconds.

The class was laughing. So was the SRT jui jitsu ninja PT instructor. Once he stopped laughing, he says (in deep southern accent) "Ya'll been making fun of the old man, but you just learned an important point. You know the old saying about the size of the fight in the dog? It is bullshyt. You get in a fight w a larger dog and you're usually going to get your azz kicked.

That pvssy that got beat up by his girlfriend and the car door was about to learn that very important lesson.
 
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Some cops were training doing "stacking drills". it's where you maneuver so basically if you got two bad guys fighting you, you use one bad guy as cover from the other so you're only fighting one at a time. You move to stack one behind the other.

The instructor took the big, guy older slow dude in the class, who struggled on long runs, pitted that guy against two smaller fast young studs guys. The runs and PT were easy for those kids.

It was a similar situation, two guys that were 150 lb each and another guy that was 240-250. The drill lasted about 20 seconds and the big guy was already getting tired of dancing around and trying to keep the second (fast) attacker behind the first.

So he basically picked up the closest guy and hit the second guy with him and then drove them both to the ground. it was a hell of a sound as both got the wind knocked out of them. He had them both pinned for over a many seconds.

The class was laughing. So was the SRT jui jitsu ninja PT instructor. Once he stopped laughing, he says (in deep southern accent) "Ya'll been making fun of the old man, but you just learned an important point. You know the old saying about the size of the fight in the dog? It is bullshyt. You get in a fight w a larger dog and you're usually going to get your azz kicked.

That pvssy that got beat up by his girlfriend and the car door was about to learn that very important lesson.

Yeah I've always gotten a kick out of idiots saying the old "it's not the size of the dog in the fight line". My response has always been, well why the hell do they always weigh them right before the fight then?
 

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What does taking hits in pads have to do with a bare knuckled street fight? Franks would be out cold with one little tap to the jaw.

Size, strength, and athleticism matter a whole lot. Blue belt in Jiu Jitzu means that you can beat a bigger stronger person who is untrained. It generally takes a few years of rolling on the mats a couple days a week to get to that level. Franks grew up rural, poor, on a farm, squat lifts a few hundred pounds, has long reach, great cardio. He could stand back and let the average dude tire himself out for about thirty seconds and then just lay him out cold. Glass jaw or not.

Biggest danger is the lawsuit and possible manslaughter charge when that sloppy punk’s head accidentally bounces off a curb.

Whoops.
 

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My cousin, who's a five-time world champion kickboxer, calls karate "fake fighting for pu$$ies." And he's a third-degree blackbelt.
 

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My oldest is obsessed with animals and animal documentaries. I think it was "Earth One Amazing Day" we were watching about a year ago and saw a portion about these fights. Somehow I live close to four decades without ever knowing that giraffes fight, or how they do it. It's brutal.

Got to the 2:35 mark.
The apparent victor gloats and takes his time in delivering the death blow, before the seemingly defeated one channels his inner Matrix or The Patriot. It literally looks like something scripted in a movie. Incredible.


You just watched two giraffes fighting. Congratulations! You've reached the end of the internet. Go outside. Get a life.
 

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You guys have been watching too many movies, or too much MMA.
Franks couldn't connect a punch to save his life.
He would be twisted up like a pretzel in a wrestling match.
Like I said, his best chance is baseball.
 

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