Willllllllie Taggart hired by FAU.....then FIRED by FAU

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He's got FAU's plush head coaching office waiting for him.

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One person, 6 half empty drink bottles.
 

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This is absolutely mind blowing. He f*cked up FSU's program worse than Butters f*cked up UF...and both of these clowns land another head coaching job. Credit to WT, he landed another gig within weeks.

How can an AD look at what he did at FSU and say, "We gotta hire this guy!"?? I guess the same way some dumbass hired Butters.
 

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Looks like proper hydration is important to the Kiffster but he struggles with deciding how best to achieve it.
Nah, I think he'd open a bottle, raise it to his face, start drinking, and only then notice the GATORade logo, and get so frustrated he couldn't drink any more.
 

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How disappointing for FAU. Their president said he wanted to see them ranked in the Top 25 someday. That ain't ever happening with WiLLLLLLLie at the helm.

I'd heard they were having talks with Eddie Gran, Kentucky's OC. That would've been a better hire. He's never been a had coach, so MAYBE you're getting a good one. At least the possibility exists. Instead they went with a guy who has left zero doubts about how bad of a coach he is.


Kewl, but FSU won’t pay Eddie Gran’s salary.
 

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I'm shocked they stooped low enough to replace Kiffin with Willie.
 

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I wonder who drew the short straw and had to tell the players their new coach is Willie.
 

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Now we need WILLLEEE to take his band of scrubs up to Joke Shambles and beat the clowns azz
 

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Now we need WILLLEEE to take his band of scrubs up to Joke Shambles and beat the clowns azz
Yeah, it isn't happening. I'm not even sure how Willie got out of WKy.
 

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They've been pretty happy with winning the past couple of years. I guess they decided to go back to being losers.
They may have been happy with winning, but they have no expectations towards winning. Kiffin had a garbage season sandwiched between 2 good seasons and they didn't seem to give a ****. Ho-hum, it's FAU football. Winning is a bonus, not an expectation.

Taggart is a known national name, I think that's more important to them than any actual coaching abilities he may have. They can say that have a guy people have actually heard of roaming their sideline. Kiffin could have gone 2-10 last year and it wouldn't have phased them; a coaching change wouldn't even have been a consideration.
 

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Q: What's sadder than the divorced guy who lives alone in a house on the water with one jet ski?
A: The divorced guy who lives alone in a house on the water with two jet skis.

"Wanna come over and ride jet skis?" :puke:

you really think Kiffin has an issue getting women? :lmao2:

with the $$$ he has, I doubt he has any issues at all.
too many fine ones out there who want to be kept.
bet his choices are almost endless.
 

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