Law can be an *ss

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Well that is the crux of the problem. Law is a connoisseur of, how do I say this delicately, "brown sugar". Yet he lives in the most lily white state in the union. His blue balls would kill him if he didn't spout off in here.
This is probably the most accurate one I’ve read... on to page 2!
 

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I kept thinking of the pissants I grew up with. They were always a step faster, otherwise it would have been over.
I never ran.
 
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Tragic case of erectile dysfunction. Manifests through constant irritability and argumentative discourse. The afflicted can't even relieve the pressure by themselves. Only recourse is the series of shots in the "head." Would @UFHealthGator be willing to administer in order to give us all some relief?
Wrong diagnosis, doc.
 

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Well that is the crux of the problem. Law is a connoisseur of, how do I say this delicately, "brown sugar". Yet he lives in the most lily white state in the union. His blue balls would kill him if he didn't spout off in here.
I DO love all flavors.
 

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Law is probably my favorite poster. Obvious top 5. But sometimes it’s like he’s on a bender.

He hates Mullen and thinks we’re only going to win 4-5 games every year.

We get it.

I’m in a wait and see. Recruiting has been mediocre at best.
 

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Law is kinda like Prez.Trump.....no filter & tells it like it is and not politically correct (which I like) even when he insults my poor, pathetic team.

Can’t fault a guy for calling it like he sees it and to be honest when he went MIA early this season it just didn’t seem right
 

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He's harmless and annoying but also needed.

Because this is a msg board, we don't ever see one another, and yet, we do get a feel for what each other is like. So, he's kinda like a hemmoroid in that we know it's there, it bother us when it's inflamed and puffed up, but it also dies down and is manageable.
 

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He's harmless and annoying but also needed.

Because this is a msg board, we don't ever see one another, and yet, we do get a feel for what each other is like. So, he's kinda like a hemmoroid in that we know it's there, it bother us when it's inflamed and puffed up, but it also dies down and is manageable.
Slow clap... !
 

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He's harmless and annoying but also needed.

Because this is a msg board, we don't ever see one another, and yet, we do get a feel for what each other is like. So, he's kinda like a hemmoroid in that we know it's there, it bother us when it's inflamed and puffed up, but it also dies down and is manageable.


What an absolutely great analogy.
 

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