Merry Christmas Chatterers!

oxrageous said:

You aren't exactly my biggest fan. I'd be hesitant to open a card or a package from you without having the FBI look it over first.

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Okeechobee Joe said:

I got a pair of socks with footballs on them. Sounds like might be a pair of good luck socks that when I wear them Gators will win. If that doesn’t work out I’ll wear them out to work in the yard.

Merry Christmas to everyone wherever you are.

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Swamp Donkey said:

Just a reminder, I love you all.

But I love your wives and adult age daughters more.

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Zambo said:

TO ALL MY DEMOCRATIC FRIENDS:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2020, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

TO ALL MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS:

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and a Happy New Year!

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Zambo said:

TO ALL MY DEMOCRATIC FRIENDS:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2020, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

TO ALL MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS:

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and a Happy New Year!

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Zambo said:

TO ALL MY DEMOCRATIC FRIENDS:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2020, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

TO ALL MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS:

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and a Happy New Year!

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Captain Sasquatch said:

Or maybe don’t get butt hurt if someone says Happy Holidays

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Swamp Donkey said:

Im offended if you fail to acknowledge my religious preference and use exactly the terms I demand, or does that only work for twat hatters?

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Captain Sasquatch said:

It only works for Starbucks cup boycotts.

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Zambo said:

TO ALL MY DEMOCRATIC FRIENDS:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2020, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

TO ALL MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS:

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and a Happy New Year!

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Swamp Donkey said:

I never went to $tarbuck$ before so how would I boycott now?

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GatorAuthor said:

Just couldn’t resist being snarky (and painfully unoriginal) in the midst of a terrific Christmas thread that’s otherwise full of fond wishes. Cue the “snowflake” references.

Hope everyone has had a safe, peaceful Christmas, and I wish everyone the best for 2020!

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SamIamGator92 said:

LIES. Schiff-sized lie. You've been in a Starbucks before. Guess what, I've never stepped foot in a McDonald's before either.

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