Why the University of Miami Sucks

Musclepug

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Remember the good days

 

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Okeechobee Joe

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Miami loses in a punting contest to Duck Dynasty in Shreveport.

 

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G. Gordon Gator said:

...and meanwhile the team we're playing, Virginia, actually lost to these hapless fools? Great. Pursuant to the Transitive Property we now have to hang half a hundred on the Cavs to have a decent showing.

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I love Big Words............

 

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Do the UM players still get to lounge on South Bayou to look at girls?

 

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Da "U" is back!

 

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UFHealthGator

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5-Star Finger said:

Miami passed the event horizon long ago. There is no more bottom - just the crushing blackness.

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Liking this comment is not enough. If you wrote that line, congratulations. If you copied it, thanks for introducing me to it.

 

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5-Star Finger

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Liking this comment is not enough. If you wrote that line, congratulations. If you copied it, thanks for introducing me to it.

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Describing our rivals' agony in cosmological terms is one of my favorite pastimes.

For instance this response to the amazing vanishing leghumper:

 

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BMF said:

Is it safe to say Miami is in shambles?

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Now that's a climate change at da U. So soon to be underwater.

 

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From Dan’s brother... “Danny didn’t know he was out either. It blew up on social media an hour and a half before the game. It completely ****ed up the locker room. Incredibly disrespectful. The AD & head Coach should be ashamed. They’re performance are their attempt for attention. Soft program. If I’m Van Dyke’s Dad he’s going in the Portal. It’s a dumpster fire there. Manny is afraid of Dan because he hold’s players accountable. Manny is soft. No leadership. Also, the AD is a clown. That is all.”

 

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Detroitgator said:

From Dan’s brother... “Danny didn’t know he was out either. It blew up on social media an hour and a half before the game. It completely ****ed up the locker room. Incredibly disrespectful. The AD & head Coach should be ashamed. They’re performance are their attempt for attention. Soft program. If I’m Van Dyke’s Dad he’s going in the Portal. It’s a dumpster fire there. Manny is afraid of Dan because he hold’s players accountable. Manny is soft. No leadership. Also, the AD is a clown. That is all.”

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Oh shyt. Someone tell @Concrete Helmet and @Gator Fever. We cant let them see this on social media.

 

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Swamp Donkey said:

Oh shyt. Someone tell @Concrete Helmet and @Gator Fever. We cant let them see this on social media.

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The one thing I want to ask him is, “why did you take that job?” I get that working for Saban is an absolute grind, but stay just one year as OC and then move on... and that he went with Manny to Miami? Manny must be a damn good talker, but that’s pretty much fully exposed for good now.

 

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Detroitgator said:

The one thing I want to ask him is, “why did you take that job?” I get that working for Saban is an absolute grind, but stay just one year as OC and then move on... and that he went with Manny to Miami? Manny must be a damn good talker, but that’s pretty much fully exposed for good now.

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You really think Saban was going to promote Dan Fvkking Enos? LOL.

 

Musclepug

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Poked around a little to enjoy more schadenfreude and came across this guy. From just 3 weeks ago...hysterical.

Miami football alums set the record straight with fans on Twitter

 

Musclepug

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Musclepug

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Musclepug

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This guy has facts

 

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Musclepug said:

This guy has facts

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I love @champton85. Definitely a good follow

 

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I found myself laughing at the game and completely entertained at how da "U" was presenting that hot garbage on the field yesterday. Loved every moment of it.

 

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