Tebow Getting Married in South Africa This Weekend

soflagator · Jan 18, 2020

78 said:
Why South Africa? They’ve got sand and water in Ponte Vedra, not to mention no jet lag.

Remember, Ox slept through the whole millionth post thing. And now he’ll likely sleep through Tebow’s marriage/VCard moment.

I can’t imagine a more disastrous start to 2020 for him.

Captain Sasquatch · Jan 18, 2020

soflagator said:
Remember, Ox slept through the whole millionth post thing. And now he’ll likely sleep through Tebow’s marriage/VCard moment.

I can’t imagine a more disastrous start to 2020 for him.

I bet Ox dreams of Urban coaching Tebow through the big moment tonight. Four to six seconds, as hard as you can!!!

jdh5484 · Jan 18, 2020

Captain Sasquatch said:
I bet Ox dreams of Urban coaching Tebow through the big moment tonight. Four to six seconds, as hard as you can!!!

Bait'n Gator · Jan 18, 2020

Captain Sasquatch said:
I bet Ox dreams of Urban coaching Tebow through the big moment tonight. Four to six seconds, as hard as you can!!!

He might make it 4 to 6 seconds the second time.

Swamp Donkey · Jan 18, 2020

Captain Sasquatch said:
I bet Ox dreams of Urban coaching Tebow through the big moment tonight. Four to six seconds, as hard as you can!!!

Tebow: huff puff
Ms Tebow: moan
Tebow: AARON! :eyesrollbackintohead:
Ms Tebow: Erin?
Tebow: Uhhhhh... yeah. Sorry. Don't know what happened.

CGgater · Jan 18, 2020

Swamp Donkey said:
Tebow: huff puff
Ms Tebow: moan
Tebow: AARON! :eyesrollbackintohead:
Ms Tebow: Erin?
Tebow: Uhhhhh... yeah.

There's something wrong with you. Like, clinically...

soflagator · Jan 18, 2020

Captain Sasquatch said:
I bet Ox dreams of Urban coaching Tebow through the big moment tonight. Four to six seconds, as hard as you can!!!

And moments after...

“I just want to say one thing.

To my wife and everybody in Gator Nation, I’m sorry, extremely sorry. I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any husband in the entire country pound as hard as I will pound the rest of our marriage, and you will never see someone pace themselves as hard as I will pace myself the rest of our marriage, and you will never see a box springs pushed harder than we will the rest of our marriage.

Get dressed.”

GR8 2B · Jan 18, 2020

Swamp Queen said:
Strong possibility he loses his V card on my birthday!

You've gotta like his style and timing, right?

stephenPE · Jan 18, 2020

We got some sckkk fckss in here.........Nothing is sacred, even Timmy and he is like a modern day disciple. If Urban and Dan are there it speaks volumes of their respect for Timmy.

bayou gator · Jan 18, 2020

soflagator said:
And moments after...

“I just want to say one thing.

To my wife and everybody in Gator Nation, I’m sorry, extremely sorry. I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any husband in the entire country pound as hard as I will pound the rest of our marriage, and you will never see someone pace themselves as hard as I will pace myself the rest of our marriage, and you will never see a box springs pushed harder than we will the rest of our marriage.

Get dressed.”

This is quality! :lol:

alcoholica · Jan 18, 2020

Musclepug · Jan 18, 2020

FireFoley · Jan 18, 2020

Enjoy Tim and keep driving the skin bus to tuna town!

78 · Jan 18, 2020

soflagator said:
And moments after...

“I just want to say one thing.

To my wife and everybody in Gator Nation, I’m sorry, extremely sorry. I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any husband in the entire country pound as hard as I will pound the rest of our marriage, and you will never see someone pace themselves as hard as I will pace myself the rest of our marriage, and you will never see a box springs pushed harder than we will the rest of our marriage.

Get dressed.”

Is it possible to be charged with assault on your wedding night?

Ancient Reptile · Jan 18, 2020

BMF said:

Mehindi?

gardnerwebbgator · Jan 18, 2020

Just hope he has a prenup.

rogdochar · Jan 19, 2020

Captain Sasquatch said:
Because the lady is from South Africa and they’re rich.

And a few years back she won Miss South Africa ... so she must be a national treasure. The # of highly cultured citizens would be interested in attending. Tim Tebow is famous over there because he's her fiance'.

soflagator said:
ou will never see a box springs pushed harder than we will the rest of our marriage.

Confuse-us say: "bouncy box springs lead to bouncy offsprings."

Swamp Queen · Jan 19, 2020

rogdochar said:
And a few years back she won Miss South Africa ... so she must be a national treasure. The # of highly cultured citizens would be interested in attending. Tim Tebow is famous over there because he's her fiance'.

Confuse-us say: "bouncy box springs lead to bouncy offsprings."

She was also Miss Universe.

rogdochar · Jan 19, 2020

Swamp Queen said:
She was also Miss Universe.

Oh, that. :cool:

gardnerwebbgator · Jan 19, 2020

Swamp Queen said:
She was also Miss Universe.

That gladly took an engagement ring worth around $500K and didn't bat an eye. Real wholesome girl.

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