300-pound Kerwin Bell now on UF's offensive staff

wrpgator

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Saw Kerwin at Fl/Ga pregame festivities judging a bar-b-que cook off. That man could suck the meat off a side of ribs faster than Tony can run the 40.
If he's not careful, he'll end up like Jared Lorenzen. Shakespeare would say to Kerwin: "Leave gormandizing; know the grave doth gape for thee thrice wider than for other men."
 

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Okay that is friggin funny. I am still laughing. Then when I looked at the kid, it begs the question. Is that Cheeseburger Charlie as an adolescent?
 

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I work in healthcare. 300 pounds today is like 240 pounds 20 years ago. Everyones a fat ass so hes doing ok.

You’re right. And the life expectancy rate has dropped as a result. Obesity has become the plague. We’re a nation of fatties.
 

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You’re right. And the life expectancy rate has dropped as a result. Obesity has become the plague. We’re a nation of fatties.

The whole world is getting that way.
 

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Kerwin is a lovable character, like the Kool-Aid guy.

Serious question: Isn't his offense and Mullen's offense complete opposites?
Yes. The offenses are almost polar opposite, sideways option vs vertical fun and gun. But maybe Mullinz wants a little more vertical. Or maybe he is just going to grade film.

Even if he is an extra set of eyes in the pressbox to read defenses, we need some of that. Dan is solid but Im not at all impressed with our ability to adapt during the game. It always seems to take until halftime. That usually means poor help from the press box.
 

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So awesome!!! I was at that game. Was about 10 or 11 and the crowd went CRAZY!

I was also there (as an undergrad). Very hard hitting game and the comeback was epic. I was in the East stands around the 20 yard line so got a great view of the clincher. It really did look like it was unfolding in slow motion. Gutsy performance.

That play is definitely in the upper echelon of my favorite great Gator plays. Up there with Ike’s stop and pop vs FSU. Harvey’s cock block. Jones falling backward catch vs Miami. Tebow jump pass vs LSU. Major Wright plastering Oklahoma receiver. Etc.
 

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I was also there (as an undergrad). Very hard hitting game and the comeback was epic. I was in the East stands around the 20 yard line so got a great view of the clincher. It really did look like it was unfolding in slow motion. Gutsy performance.

That play is definitely in the upper echelon of my favorite great Gator plays. Up there with Ike’s stop and pop vs FSU. Harvey’s cock block. Jones falling backward catch vs Miami. Tebow jump pass vs LSU. Major Wright plastering Oklahoma receiver. Etc.
I was there too. And it did seem like it was in slow motion. I must have said "hurry, hurry, hurry " at least a 100 times in my head. It looked like he would be tackled before making it. (I may have been a little buzzed at the time)
 
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