Another true event from my Islamorada days on how I obliviously stumble into things.. I was snoozing on that sandy beach, waiting for lunchtime to roll around. An odd feeling of jumbled activity woke me. To my left, I saw two beautiful bikini babes lying on a "blanket". Hubbub drew a look to my right - two more exquisite beauties spreading their beach-nest next to me on my right. Looking more back over my right, I saw a whole van-load of model-beauty girls unloading.?? Over my opposite shoulder, I saw a cue of fancy jet skis and out of an ESPN van came the clipboard man with 3 camera men following. My solitary sun-nap was getting tsunamied by the Jet Ski World Championships. I quickly left, being the only ugly thing on that shore.