FSU Basketball also shambling, loses key players; Leonard Hamilton finished, career in tatters

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Sleazy Captain Holt lookalike and perennial recruiting/academic misconduct veteran Leonard Hamilton tasted a bit of justice this year when the best team he's ever fielded vaporized right before the NCAA tournament was about to start. His best chance to win it all, and then...poof...all...gone.

If you ever wonder if there were any positives to come out of this pandemic, think about this visage of sad: Think about Leonard Hamilton accepting the ACC trophy like it was some sort of participation award for a nine-year-old's soccer team.

The beauty is that now they're all declaring for the draft, which leaves Hamilton holding his dick in his hand next season while he watches the game pass him by and the rest of the ACC eat his lunch. Patrick Williams? One and done. Gone. Devin Vassel? Gone. Trent Forrest? Gone.

Hamilton is 71. As his checkered career comes to its inevitable miserable close, we can all rejoice in its failure and realize that there is a God, He is a just and righteous god, and He doesn't particularly like cheaters, Miami Hurricanes, or Florida State Seminoles.
 
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I’ve thought about it for a long time...what if the Terrorists on 9/11 hated the gators? Was Rex Grossman Jewish? I have a lot of questions about the 2001 season that we should have won it all
 

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I’ve thought about it for a long time...what if the Terrorists on 9/11 hated the gators? Was Rex Grossman Jewish? I have a lot of questions about the 2001 season that we should have won it all
It's possible God mistook Grossman for being Jewish because of his last name. It's an honest mistake anyone could have made. But really, can't He get past this? It's been over two thousand years since they killed His only begotten son. Must He still punish them with horrible, overly protective and overbearing mothers, perverse sex drives that constantly land them in the #MeToo pickle, and last names that seem to make gentiles uncomfortable?
 

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Who was the last great Jewish QB Bernie Kozar? I think it’s a trend that Moses was supposed to be last guy to lead his people to the promised land after that Roman debacle that led to the death of Jesus. If someone killed my son I’d be salty too...that’s prob why Josh Rosen sucks so bad
 

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Who was the last great Jewish QB Bernie Kozar? I think it’s a trend that Moses was supposed to be last guy to lead his people to the promised land after that Roman debacle that led to the death of Jesus. If someone killed my son I’d be salty too...that’s prob why Josh Rosen sucks so bad
Kosar wasn't Jewish (though certainly had a very Jewish sounding name); he was (is) Catholic. Not to play to the stereotype, but perhaps if he were Jewish, he would have had better business sense. I know at one point he declared bankruptcy.
 

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But I thought FSU won the national championship this year? Isnt that what our government said?
 

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Sleazy Captain Holt lookalike and perennial recruiting/academic misconduct veteran Leonard Hamilton tasted a bit of justice this year when the best team he's ever fielded vaporized right before the NCAA tournament was about to start. His best chance to win it all, and then...poof...all...gone.

If you ever wonder if there were any positives to come out of this pandemic, think about this visage of sad: Think about Leonard Hamilton accepting the ACC trophy like it was some sort of participation award for a nine-year-old's soccer team.

The beauty is that now they're all declaring for the draft, which leaves Hamilton holding his dick in his hand next season while he watches the game pass him by and the rest of the ACC eat his lunch. Patrick Williams? One and done. Gone. Devin Vassel? Gone. Trent Forrest? Gone.

Hamilton is 71. As his checkered career comes to its inevitable miserable close, we can all rejoice in its failure and realize that there is a God, He is a just and righteous god, and He doesn't particularly like cheaters, Miami Hurricanes, or Florida State Seminoles.

Please explain how God punishes basketball coaches that cheat?

I have been self quarantined so maybe I missed the news of these coaches being fired:

Bruce Pearl
Roy Williams
Will Wade
Bill Self
Tom Izzo
John Calipari
Sean Miller

This is the starter list only
 

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Please explain how God punishes basketball coaches that cheat?

All I can tell you is that the Lord works in mysterious ways. Think about it, while Pete Davidson was balls deep into Ariana Grande every night, tens of thousands of good and godly people were being stricken with ass cancer. We may never know how these mysteries work, all we can do is have faith and hope that God will release his wrath on Seminoles and liberals alike, and cheer Him on when he does.
 
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Who was the last great Jewish QB Bernie Kozar? I think it’s a trend that Moses was supposed to be last guy to lead his people to the promised land after that Roman debacle that led to the death of Jesus. If someone killed my son I’d be salty too...that’s prob why Josh Rosen sucks so bad

Perhaps one might venture to guess Jay Fiedler, but I believe the term "great" negates him so therefore I would have to go with Sid Luckman. Perhaps you have heard of him?
 

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Perhaps one might venture to guess Jay Fiedler, but I believe the term "great" negates him so therefore I would have to go with Sid Luckman. Perhaps you have heard of him?
There have been almost no Jewish quarterbacks. They're smart enough to realize they'd make more money as lawyers. Or as lechy, gropey movie magnates, net the cost of all the #MeToo lawsuits. The only ones who played in the NFL ended up with the Dolphins, (Sage Rosenfels, Jay Fiedler, Josh Rosen), only because they wanted to be close to their parents who retired in North Miami Beach.
 
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All I can tell you is that the Lord works in mysterious ways.

When I was 10 my Dad taught me that bedtime prayer:
"Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord, my soul to keep
If I should die, before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take. = I changed that line to = "I pray the Lord it's a mistake."
 

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