Delpit "Average as Grits"

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Man, this is one of the best football threads ever. Just a couple of things to add...

About mullet roe. There are rules to follow. Two sets maximum. Anymore and you run the risk of sh ittin’ your britches. They aren’t bad with cane syrup either. The pros all stuff their britches legs in their boots while eating. Just in case they should get away from you.

Pot liquor/licker. The foundation mostly has some kinda pork renderings, often smoked. Smoked neck bones are pretty good in any greens, though my paternal grandma always put a couple of smoked pork chops in hers. My other grandma always used some side meat for whatever vegetables she was seasoning, but she also had an old coffee pot on the back of the stove with bacon drippings that she would use. Okra was pretty good pan broiled in the bacon grease as was squash and onions. No grease means no flavor.

Country fried steak. I made an earlier reference to it. Grandma pounded out the round steak with a small coke bottle. Salt and plenty of black pepper before flouring and frying (in a mixture of Mazola and those bacon drippings). Served with rice, milk gravy, fresh peas, sliced tomatoes, and cucumber in vinegar was a regular meal during the spring and summer.

Lastly, during cold weather, granddaddy would drive us down to the Seaboard where there was a produce stand that had an old black man frying up fresh tripe. We’d buy a couple of sandwiches with Mexi-pep between light bread. It was a treat. Granddaddy would get Jack, who had a speech impediment, to tell us about the time he stopped one of the trains passing the Seaboard. Story was that Jack stood in the middle of the tracks waving his arms and the engineer frantically went to putting on the brakes, thinking there was a car or person stranded on the tracks ahead. When the train finally stopped, the engineer jumped out and ran up to Jack yelling “What’s the trouble?!” To which Jack replied “Mister, you got a th-igarette?!” At that point my granddaddy would ask Jack what the engineer told him. “He th-ay if I ever do that again, he gone kick my ass til Jesus comes!”
 
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In Mississippi, cover, they tell the story of the redneck that flagged the Hummingbird (fast train from Nola to Chicago) down and asked the engineer if he wanted to buy a coon. After being chewed out for stopping such an important train, he told the engineer "Ain't no point in getting all het up. I ain't even caught the coon yet."
 

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Man, this is one of the best football threads ever. Just a couple of things to add...

About mullet roe. There are rules to follow. Two sets maximum. Anymore and you run the risk of sh ittin’ your britches. They aren’t bad with cane syrup either. The pros all stuff their britches legs in their boots while eating. Just in case they should get away from you.

Pot liquor/licker. The foundation mostly has some kinda pork renderings, often smoked. Smoked neck bones are pretty good in any greens, though my paternal grandma always put a couple of smoked pork chops in hers. My other grandma always used some side meat for whatever vegetables she was seasoning, but she also had an old coffee pot on the back of the stove with bacon drippings that she would use. Okra was pretty good pan broiled in the bacon grease as was squash and onions. No grease means no flavor.

Country fried steak. I made an earlier reference to it. Grandma pounded out the round steak with a small coke bottle. Salt and plenty of black pepper before flouring and frying (in a mixture of Mazola and those bacon drippings). Served with rice, milk gravy, fresh peas, sliced tomatoes, and cucumber in vinegar was a regular meal during the spring and summer.

Lastly, during cold weather, granddaddy would drive us down to the Seaboard where there was a produce stand that had an old black man frying up fresh tripe. We’d buy a couple of sandwiches with Mexi-pep between light bread. It was a treat. Granddaddy would get Jack, who had a speech impediment, to tell us about the time he stopped one of the trains passing the Seaboard. Story was that Jack stood in the middle of the tracks waving his arms and the engineer frantically went to putting on the brakes, thinking there was a car or person stranded on the tracks ahead. When the train finally stopped, the engineer jumped out and ran up to Jack yelling “What’s the trouble?!” To which Jack replied “Mister, you got a th-igarette?!” At that point my granddaddy would ask Jack what the engineer told him. “He th-ay if I ever do that again, he gone kick my ass til Jesus comes!”
Cover, if we ever meet the bourbon’s on me. That made my day!
 

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Pot liquor/licker. The foundation mostly has some kinda pork renderings, often smoked.

For my grandma it was yet another opportunity to indulge in her life-long love affair with fatback bacon. Once, not long before she passed, I had a business meeting in her neck of the woods and decided to swing by and surprise her. It had been a lunch meeting but I had to have "dinner" once I got there (which is what she called lunch and for which there was not a nickle's worth of deference between it and "supper"). Over my protesting she fried some catfish in grease she kept in a can on the stove, made some cornbread and heat up some greens left over from the previous night's supper. Afterwards she had me take her shopping at the local Piggly Wiggly. You would have thought she had hit the lottery when she was going through the bin and found three packages of fatback. When we got back I helped her pick a mess of collards from garden and then she used her famous "you don't have to go so soon, do you?" I ended up staying for supper. Hell of a lady.
 

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For my grandma it was yet another opportunity to indulge in her life-long love affair with fatback bacon. Once, not long before she passed, I had a business meeting in her neck of the woods and decided to swing by and surprise her. It had been a lunch meeting but I had to have "dinner" once I got there (which is what she called lunch and for which there was not a nickle's worth of deference between it and "supper"). Over my protesting she fried some catfish in grease she kept in a can on the stove, made some cornbread and heat up some greens left over from the previous night's supper. Afterwards she had me take her shopping at the local Piggly Wiggly. You would have thought she had hit the lottery when she was going through the bin and found three packages of fatback. When we got back I helped her pick a mess of collards from garden and then she used her famous "you don't have to go so soon, do you?" I ended up staying for supper. Hell of a lady.
Everybody ought to have a grandma like that! I had two pretty good ones that I spent a bunch of time with growing up. My maternal grandma, who we called "Lulu," would fight you over a quail. I hunted pretty heavy, so I kept us fairly well supplied. There were plenty of wild birds back in those days, but by the end of the season the birds had gotten pretty scarce, what with the hunting pressure and the coveys breaking up and what not. I had gone out one Sunday evening by myself and managed about six birds, so when I got back home Lulu told me to clean them and we'd have them for supper. At this same time, Lulu's sister and her husband from Miami were in town and prone to stop by most any time. Lulu hurried me up since there really wasn't enough to feed four people properly. So about the time she was taking the last bird up out of the grease, there came a knock on the back door. "Damn! See who that is. I bet it's Marie!" Sure enough, It was aunt Marie, peeping in the window on the back door. When I opened the door to greet her and Uncle Dale, I saw her nostrils immediately flare. "Wow! Something sure smells good! What are we having for supper?" Without flinching, Lulu replied "we're having quail, but there's only enough for two!" With that, Aunt Marie spun around in a huff and left, presumably headed back to Miami. It was the last time we ever saw her! Quail is serious business.
 

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These days quail for supper is as rare as caviar at my house, so I understand telling aunt Marie to bug off.

My maternal grandmother swore by fresh pork for cooking mustard and turnip greens. Smoked meat, fat back, jamboree, etc. for dried beans.

A couple of slices of bacon in a pot of fresh beans, peas, squash, and such. Or a spoonful of bacon drippings if in a rush.

As another side note, my paternal grandmother died of flu around 1930.
 

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I’m more of a Farina guy. Grits are gross. No amount of cheese can make that crap taste good!

With my propensity to post Seinfeld gifs, I’m a little torn as to how I should appropriately respond to your post. My first thought was:
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But then I was also thinking:
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Maybe the board can help me decide.
 

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I’m more of a Farina guy. Grits are gross. No amount of cheese can make that crap taste good!
It is my personal policy not knowingly to give negative ratings to posts I don't like, but rather to tell the poster why I think they are wrong. I think you are wrong because you are dumber than grits. In fact I think you are even dumber than that. I think your IQ is lower than farina.
 

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Sorry to be totally off topic, but apparently Delpit was the 44th favorite option (Browns in the second round), which, if not limiting all food choices to just southern food, is about where grits rank. Still top 50, and certainly not plain or average, but still behind several types of crab, multiple great steaks, Mac n cheese (surprised that didn’t make any southern lists above - or I missed it), just bacon, PIZZA, chocolate chip cookies, ice cream, hell many desserts, a slew of New Orleans area dishes, and fajitas and other Mexican foods, just to name some.

Even though top 50 isn’t bad, having to live in Cleveland where so few good options of the top 50 foods are even available, well that just sucks.
 

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My grandmother would cook the best collards. She would hard boil them for about 10 minutes, then put them in a cast iron fryer with some bacon grease, fat back, and sprinkle in some sugar and stir fry for bit letting all that goodness cook in. I could hurt myself eating them.

Before I started elementary school, I went to the "sale" in Opp Alabama at least once per month. We would always stop and get a fried chicken box with tater logs on the way. We met this couple there, George and Louise (not the Jeffersons) and began a life long friendship. George and Louise were the definition of dirt poor. For the next 30 years, they drove the same truck. They rented a place that had enough land to grow a huge garden and it had to have a barn. They grew their own food, cows, hogs, chickens, and sold the excess on Main Street in Florala, Alabama. When I went home from college, I would always have to stop to see them.

George was a big man. Kind, good natured. He would give me his tater logs at the "sale". I was a husky *cough fat* kid when I was young. My grandfather asked him once why he never ate tater logs. George told him he liked to eat them, but it was more fun watching me eat those tater logs.

Over the years, they would do a lot of odd jobs for us around the farm. Louise could cook like nobody's business. Her fried chicken was damn near criminal it was so good.
 

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My paternal grandfather was a farmer, eloped with my grandmother from eastern ms to north LA right after WW2 and settled on 80 acres at the base of the Miss. River levee. The strongest dirt on earth for their huge garden.
He was also a deer hunter, and I spent all of my Thanksgiving and Christmas breaks hunting with him from the time I was 7 til 18. My grandmother’s menu was usually something like sausage, eggs, grits, and homemade biscuits for breakfast; chicken fried venison, tomato gravy over mashed potatoes, purple hull peas, sliced fresh tomatoes, cornbread and pecan pie for dinner(lunch), pork chops, turnip greens, baby limas, leftover cornbread with fresh peach cobbler (or do you want some more of that pecan pie, darlin? I’ll fix you some of both). All of it grown within sight of her kitchen window, and tea sweet enough to put Florida Crystals on a third shift. My grandfather ate 1 cayenne pepper with every meal. Damn I miss them.
 

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My paternal grandfather was a farmer, eloped with my grandmother from eastern ms to north LA right after WW2 and settled on 80 acres at the base of the Miss. River levee. The strongest dirt on earth for their huge garden.
He was also a deer hunter, and I spent all of my Thanksgiving and Christmas breaks hunting with him from the time I was 7 til 18. My grandmother’s menu was usually something like sausage, eggs, grits, and homemade biscuits for breakfast; chicken fried venison, tomato gravy over mashed potatoes, purple hull peas, sliced fresh tomatoes, cornbread and pecan pie for dinner(lunch), pork chops, turnip greens, baby limas, leftover cornbread with fresh peach cobbler (or do you want some more of that pecan pie, darlin? I’ll fix you some of both). All of it grown within sight of her kitchen window, and tea sweet enough to put Florida Crystals on a third shift. My grandfather ate 1 cayenne pepper with every meal. Damn I miss them.

Damn Albert I feel like I miss them too. I was jus fixin to ask you if I come come over to their place with you.

@Bushmaster - You henceforth shall be known as Tater Logs
 

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