Welcome the Newest Member to the Gator Nation: Daniel Timothy 6 lbs, 4oz.

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Mom and baby are doing great. I tell you, the experience just keeps getting better. Go Gators!

 

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Good to hear both are doing great and the dad is looking forward to less sleep, congrats

 

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Congratulations, Pasty!

 

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Lol.... ok Pasty. Your baby mama seems to be famous.

Breast Milk Studied As Potential Coronavirus Treatment - Chukslyonews

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Not that I doubted a woman would breed w you.

 

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PastyStoole

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Swamp Donkey said:

Lol.... ok Pasty.

Your baby mama seems to be famous.

Breast Milk Studied As Potential Coronavirus Treatment - Chukslyonews

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Not that I doubted a woman would breed w you.

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Neither me nor the baby have Coronovirus. What does that tell you?

 

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Threads like this is why Gatorchatter exists.

All we need now is for BMF to pop in and suggest this thread needs to be merged with another thread on lactation.

 

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Congratulations Pasty! Ever thought of changing your name to “MeconiumStoole” to commemorate this joyous occasion?

 

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Congrats. Not gonna lie tho; the thought of you having spawned is a little troubling.

 

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Pasty, if that's a real post and there's a real baby involved, you are welcome to post a real picture.

 

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Pasty, if that's a real post and there's a real baby involved, you are welcome to post a real picture.

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Or he could post some delightful etchings.

 

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Congrats

 

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Congratulations!

 

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That's a lot of hair! Congrats to you.

 

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PastyStoole said:

Mom and baby are doing great. I tell you, the experience just keeps getting better. Go Gators!

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PastyStoole

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I'm going to sue the hospital for releasing that picture on the internet. Also, I plan to find a divorce lawyer ASAP. I got fixed about six years ago, first of all, and secondly, there is no way a baby that looks like that could have come from my godlike loins.

 

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PastyStoole said:

I'm going to sue the hospital for releasing that picture on the internet. Also, I plan to find a divorce lawyer ASAP. I got fixed about six years ago, first of all, and secondly, there is no way a baby that looks like that could have come from my godlike loins.

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They didn't even wait until the baby was born to post it, that's the most disrespectful part.

 

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Pro tip: squirt the breast milk directly into your morning coffee

 

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Pasty may be the first asshat to have a baby thread locked.

 

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