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I never realized King was that short. That looks shorter than the white kid they had last year.
Tater Tot. I wonder if he's playing in arena ball or cooking meth now.

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Tater Tot. I wonder if he's playing in arena ball or cooking meth now.

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It’s a slow AM, so I checked. He’s still with the ‘canes. I can understand why if his gf said she won’t leave Miami. (What I cant understand is what she’s doing with him. If you’re not familiar, her name is Kiki Passo and @DocZaius is an admirer.)
 

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Interesting note. Tonight I will be pulling for one Miami team while hoping the other one loses. The irony of sports.

Also somewhat interesting, miami is complete garbage and Diaz is a raging homo.
 

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I happened to read your post right before scUM scored the 1st TD, so when they scored the second I couldn’t resist busting your ballz.
 

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UM is gonna murder FSU...they might only lose to Clemson this year though...that’s awful for optics cause they can sell that to all the Miami kids that wanna stay at “the crib”
 
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Well, you gotta admit that the 'Canes did pretty good last nite - not world beaters but a big upgrade over the last few years. We might be able to compete with UCF now. I think we were a 2 1/2 underdog @ Louisville probably because of 2 factors - one, the game was in Louisville and secondly Diaz did not show much in our 1st game and it is hard to project the quality of a team after the first game as they are generally working out the kinks.
 

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Well, you gotta admit that the 'Canes did pretty good last nite - not world beaters but a big upgrade over the last few years. We might be able to compete with UCF now. I think we were a 2 1/2 underdog @ Louisville probably because of 2 factors - one, the game was in Louisville and secondly Diaz did not show much in our 1st game and it is hard to project the quality of a team after the first game as they are generally working out the kinks.

I think Miami loses that game if there are fans in the stands. That was a perfect example of how much of an impact it is to play at home without the normal crowd. There is no momentum, no crowd noise to limit the offense...etc. Let's face it, Miami is used to playing games with only 12-15k in the stadium. :lol:
 

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Well, you gotta admit that the 'Canes did pretty good last nite - not world beaters but a big upgrade over the last few years. We might be able to compete with UCF now. I think we were a 2 1/2 underdog @ Louisville probably because of 2 factors - one, the game was in Louisville and secondly Diaz did not show much in our 1st game and it is hard to project the quality of a team after the first game as they are generally working out the kinks.

I think miami is obviously the largest beneficiary of fsu’s decline. We did a terrible job letting them play us close last year, and then losing a few recruiting battles in the offseason. There’s enough talent surrounding them that they’ll always have athletes, and somewhat inexplicably(no offense to you), a brand that some kids are drawn to. That’s always been their saving grace. Still think Diaz has serious limitations, but as was pointed out, they don’t really play anyone, so it’s probably their division to lose. His job is basically just to not lose the games that are maybe 50-50 talent-wise like last night.

I don’t like seeing it, but I’ll also point out that there have been very few years(‘91,’94,’00 come to mind) that all three Fl schools were good. Typically, someone is the fat girl holding the purses while the other two dance(again, no offense to you personally as I have no idea your weight or fondness of dancing). So between the opening loss, the coach being loaded with the ‘vid, and the other turmoil, I see the noles as being the odd man out, possibly for some time if Diaz gets any traction at all this year. So there’s that to be happy about.

Still beyond frustrating that Mullen had a foot-on-throat moment with both schools like Meyer had in 2005, and he let it slip away.
 
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I think Miami loses that game if there are fans in the stands. That was a perfect example of how much of an impact it is to play at home without the normal crowd. There is no momentum, no crowd noise to limit the offense...etc. Let's face it, Miami is used to playing games with only 12-15k in the stadium. :lol:


Not sure where you got your figures but the fact is Miami had a 5-yr. average attendance of 55,760
& the Gators 5 year average was 86,559 which is understandable based on Miami's undergrad enrollment of around 12,000 vs. UF's enrollment in the 40,000's. For confirmation, see below. Plus, after seeing our new kicker last nite, it appears we are in field goal range anytime we cross the 50 yard line and can perhaps win some games based on field goals alone. He routinely kicks 50 yard plus field goals. Attendance Rankings No. 1-130: 2019 CFN Five-Year Program Analysis
 

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