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AVLPirate

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Hey Gators,

Full disclosure - I'm an ECU Pirate, but I have casually enjoyed the Gators since the Chris Leak days... I had the pleasure of being destroyed by him in high school. Haha

I wrote a children's book called.......
 

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I think this violates the Ts & Cs of this site but I’ll check it out. What’s the age range for the book?
 

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I think this violates the Ts & Cs of this site but I’ll check it out. What’s the age range for the book?

Hey - sorry, I didn't know it would violate the T's & C's. It's just a fun, gator-themed book. Thought y'all might be interested!

It is for kids just starting out with bedtime stories, up to the early grades. I've had parents tell me their 1-2 year olds have laughed throughout, and even up to 8 or so. The illustrations grab the younger ones, and the story grabs the older ones.
 

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Hey - sorry, I didn't know it would violate the T's & C's. It's just a fun, gator-themed book. Thought y'all might be interested!

It is for kids just starting out with bedtime stories, up to the early grades. I've had parents tell me their 1-2 year olds have laughed throughout, and even up to 8 or so. The illustrations grab the younger ones, and the story grabs the older ones.
Well your intentions are good but the cost is going to be high. :dubster:
 

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Hey - sorry, I didn't know it would violate the T's & C's. It's just a fun, gator-themed book. Thought y'all might be interested!

It is for kids just starting out with bedtime stories, up to the early grades. I've had parents tell me their 1-2 year olds have laughed throughout, and even up to 8 or so. The illustrations grab the younger ones, and the story grabs the older ones.
Clearly you’re new around here as it’s a norm to bust balls and have sarcasm. I’ll be ordering one for sure.

BTW. How’d you find this place?
 

AVLPirate

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Clearly you’re new around here as it’s a norm to bust balls and have sarcasm. I’ll be ordering one for sure.

BTW. How’d you find this place?

Thank you!

A simple Google search of Florida Gators Message Boards brought me here. Y'all are page 1 material. Haha
 

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Very interesting book. I'll pass your website along to the "ATM" (aka wife).
 

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Hey - sorry, I didn't know it would violate the T's & C's. It's just a fun, gator-themed book. Thought y'all might be interested!

It is for kids just starting out with bedtime stories, up to the early grades. I've had parents tell me their 1-2 year olds have laughed throughout, and even up to 8 or so. The illustrations grab the younger ones, and the story grabs the older ones.
I think the T's & C's issue can be avoided by providing, free of charge with zero shipping costs, copies to GC members that want one... ;)
 

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Somebody showing up here off the street (not even a Gator fan) to sell something that benefits them financially without permission is against the rules of every message board on Earth. Why should I offer free advertising to someone who can't even be bothered to reach out with a simple PM?

Take this as a lesson before you try and pull this again on the next board. Advertising ain't free.

As for the clowns in this thread that are going to order your book as a result of your shenanigans, you owe me a slice of those particular proceeds.

I'm also annoyed with every asshat in here who knew this was wrong yet couldn't be bothered to click "Report this Post". All of you are on my list.
 

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And here I was a Loogis nutswinger, and he has TWO strikes in 24 hours. I never would have expected it.
 

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Somebody showing up here off the street (not even a Gator fan) to sell something that benefits them financially without permission is against the rules of every message board on Earth. Why should I offer free advertising to someone who can't even be bothered to reach out with a simple PM?

Take this as a lesson before you try and pull this again on the next board. Advertising ain't free.

As for the clowns in this thread that are going to order your book as a result of your shenanigans, you owe me a slice of those particular proceeds.

I'm also annoyed with every asshat in here who knew this was wrong yet couldn't be bothered to click "Report this Post". All of you are on my list.

Snitches get stitches.
 

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I'm late as usual......
 

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And here I was a Loogis nutswinger, and he has TWO strikes in 24 hours. I never would have expected it.

I had typed that with a smile on my face, jokingly. Honestly wasn’t aware of the report feature.
 

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Somebody showing up here off the street (not even a Gator fan) to sell something that benefits them financially without permission is against the rules of every message board on Earth. Why should I offer free advertising to someone who can't even be bothered to reach out with a simple PM?

Take this as a lesson before you try and pull this again on the next board. Advertising ain't free.

As for the clowns in this thread that are going to order your book as a result of your shenanigans, you owe me a slice of those particular proceeds.

I'm also annoyed with every asshat in here who knew this was wrong yet couldn't be bothered to click "Report this Post". All of you are on my list.
Don’t be a douche. Admit you ordered one for your grandkid you old turd.

He also put it in the Lounge so lighten up. Just get your cut. Fuch, Wuhan Flu is really hitting into your revenue.
 

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