Mcconahey’s dad dies banging Mcconaheys mom

Oklahoma Gator · Oct 17, 2020

“I got a call from my Mom. ‘Your dad died.’ My knees buckled. I couldn’t believe it. He was my dad. Nobody or nothing could kill him. Except mom. He’d always told me and my brothers, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m gonna be makin’ love to your mother.’ And that’s what happened. He had a heart attack when he climaxed.”

bayou gator · Oct 17, 2020

uhhhhh... congratulations to his dad, I guess. Can't think of a better way to go. Mama got that death grip!

cover2 · Oct 17, 2020

I guess this news requires the obligatory comment that Papa came and went all at once. There’s worse ways to go.

Oklahoma Gator · Oct 17, 2020

I seriously wasn’t going to laugh till I read his quote. :lol:

t-gator · Oct 17, 2020

Must be some good shcit

Oklahoma Gator · Oct 17, 2020

I feel like his dad had the right idea .. don’t wait around for prostate cancer, Alzheimer’s, or antifa and BLM peaceful protesters to kill you.. go out with a bang

MatthewM. · Oct 17, 2020

cover2 · Oct 17, 2020

Oklahoma Gator said:
I feel like his dad had the right idea .. don’t wait around for prostate cancer, Alzheimer’s, or antifa and BLM peaceful protesters to kill you.. go out with a bang

I see what you did there :fistbump:

soflagator · Oct 17, 2020

I imagined him telling this story in a long drawn out manner, thick southern accent, several pauses, really trying to paint the picture, like he did in A Time To Kill.

cover2 · Oct 17, 2020

soflagator said:
I imagined him telling this story in a long drawn out manner, thick southern accent, several pauses, really trying to paint the picture, like he did in A Time To Kill.

Maybe, but I can see him ending the eulogy in the vain of his character Wooderson in Dazed and Confused...”Check ya later!”

ThreatMatrix · Oct 17, 2020

How is this sports related.... On second thought.

Swamp Donkey · Oct 17, 2020

Im shocked by you.

Bullag8r · Oct 17, 2020

soflagator said:
I imagined him telling this story in a long drawn out manner, thick southern accent, several pauses, really trying to paint the picture, like he did in A Time To Kill.

If only he had John Grisham write that response and Joel Schumacher direct it.

Gator By Marriage · Oct 17, 2020

cover2 said:
I guess this news requires the obligatory comment that Papa came and went all at once. There’s worse ways to go.

I have a buddy who tells a great story about how he came and went at the same time, but he meant “went” in a different way.

soflagator · Oct 17, 2020

Swamp Donkey said:
Im shocked by you.

Seriously, are there no tailors in Texas? Every bit of that suit is embarrassing.

Oklahoma Gator · Oct 18, 2020

Ahh the lounge, where good threads go to die

Bernardo de la Paz · Oct 18, 2020

soflagator said:
Seriously, are there no tailors in Texas? Every bit of that suit is embarrassing.

Must have been when he was filming that movie about the high five.

CDGator · Oct 18, 2020

Depending on how old McConaughey was at the time he found out determines whether or not he needs counseling I guess. :lol:

CDGator · Oct 18, 2020

Girl, 2, Sends Mum’s Nudes To Entire Contact List

AuggieDosta · Oct 19, 2020

That girl meant to do it and is evil:

Mcconahey’s dad dies banging Mcconaheys mom

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