Dorky Dan Excuse Thread

Swamp Donkey

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I thought about just bumping the Taggelwain Excuse Thread but figured Oxy would just lock it.

I should have done this preseason while some were declaring us National Champions.

What do you have?

1. No one wins in YEAR THREE

2. Wuhan!!!!!

3. BUTTERS DID IT!

4. He is only losing the games he is SUPPOSED to LOSE!

5A Wait Til Next Year!

5B We only lost by a TD!!! ( The last two are classic Volesheimers, adopted by pathetic Gator pumpers)

6. NO ONE can build facilities quickly!

7. we have to put our money into baseball.

8. next year we get the really good recruits

9. Recruiting, not our fault coz bagmen

10. Bammer wuz kidnapping our recruits (HOF)

11. Someone forced him to hire Chokin Dwag!

12. Recruits dont understand the calue of dancing

13. They were running tempo and speeding up the game! (one of my favorites)

14. they were slowing the game

15. He didnt know Dwag Choker forgot to sign DL and LBs.

16. Their crowd was making noise

17. We played against great offenses.

18. He sucks but he was the BEST AVAILABLE.
 
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TheDouglas78

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He is only losing the games he is "supposed to lose"!!!!

personally hate this excuse, Herman Edwards said it best:
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I have learned that my life is much happier when I don't let worry about Florida Football dominate my every waking hour.

I just don't care as much as I once did and I'm happier. I feel sympathy for those who still fall through the ice, daily.

^^^ I still have ups and downs, just not as violent....


Oh man, well done. This is a great excuse. Perfect for the thread!
 

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I see Donkey is on the sauce again.

Dan's comment about facing great offenses reminded me of Butters death threat comment. Not as severe, but still cringeworthy.

I am afraid Dan will go down with the dwag if he doesn't realize this isn't working.
 

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Regardless of how ridiculous some of the BS that Cousin Eddie says, I am hoping that he is laying his own groundwork for an exit, sooner rather than later. Butters did us the biggest favor in the world with his "death threat" BS, and gave the incompetent admin cause for termination. Cousin Eddie's ridiculous comments about 25K fans had a big impact on his team and then telling the incompetent admin that he wanted 90K at the next game, IMO was a calculated Hand grenade tossed at the admin that he knew was going nowhere. Then irony shows up and he is infected with the KUNG FLU. But he has been there long enough to realize that without an HUGE upgrade to our section 8 housing and Section 8 facilities, that his lazy recruiting ways along with an incompetent coaching staff is not going to get it done. So he can start throwing bombs at the incompetent admin putting them on notice that his antenna are up. Well here is hoping that some Dan Snyder, Jerry Jones type or other incompetent NFL owner thinks Cousin Eddie is the guy and comes calling. Whatever gets Cousin Eddie away from this program, I am all for.
 

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Regardless of how ridiculous some of the BS that Cousin Eddie says, I am hoping that he is laying his own groundwork for an exit, sooner rather than later. Butters did us the biggest favor in the world with his "death threat" BS, and gave the incompetent admin cause for termination. Cousin Eddie's ridiculous comments about 25K fans had a big impact on his team and then telling the incompetent admin that he wanted 90K at the next game, IMO was a calculated Hand grenade tossed at the admin that he knew was going nowhere. Then irony shows up and he is infected with the KUNG FLU. But he has been there long enough to realize that without an HUGE upgrade to our section 8 housing and Section 8 facilities, that his lazy recruiting ways along with an incompetent coaching staff is not going to get it done. So he can start throwing bombs at the incompetent admin putting them on notice that his antenna are up. Well here is hoping that some Dan Snyder, Jerry Jones type or other incompetent NFL owner thinks Cousin Eddie is the guy and comes calling. Whatever gets Cousin Eddie away from this program, I am all for.

Is there anybody you don’t want to fire?
 

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Regardless of how ridiculous some of the BS that Cousin Eddie says, I am hoping that he is laying his own groundwork for an exit, sooner rather than later. Butters did us the biggest favor in the world with his "death threat" BS, and gave the incompetent admin cause for termination. Cousin Eddie's ridiculous comments about 25K fans had a big impact on his team and then telling the incompetent admin that he wanted 90K at the next game, IMO was a calculated Hand grenade tossed at the admin that he knew was going nowhere. Then irony shows up and he is infected with the KUNG FLU. But he has been there long enough to realize that without an HUGE upgrade to our section 8 housing and Section 8 facilities, that his lazy recruiting ways along with an incompetent coaching staff is not going to get it done. So he can start throwing bombs at the incompetent admin putting them on notice that his antenna are up. Well here is hoping that some Dan Snyder, Jerry Jones type or other incompetent NFL owner thinks Cousin Eddie is the guy and comes calling. Whatever gets Cousin Eddie away from this program, I am all for.
That is exactly what's going on. The stand alone is at a standstill once the site work and underground utilities are in. Mullen's finding out just what Muschamp and butters came to realize, that the football program is here to fund the other sports and pay the astronomical payroll at the UAA. I'm sure he knew he was way out of line in Fuchs and Stricklands eyes.
 

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