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Swamp Donkey

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I’ll visit them all so I can get used to “bushmeat” in case I’m ever lost in the jungle
okay for the lost in the jungle scenario, forget about bush meat.

you make soup of all the critters you find, basically insects. you need to learn some of the rules about what you eat and what you don't before you go. generally though roast them first and then toss them in the pot. if you have it throw in some chicken or beef bouillon. then, you know, it'll all taste like chicken. believe it or not ants worms and grubs are pretty tasty, especially if you haven't eaten for a while.
 

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We can talk about our lost decade, and how we aren’t the same program we used to be. we have every right to be upset.

But the Vols decline is truly pathetic, deep, possibly permanent, and definitely enjoyable.

I would be apoplectic if I were a Vol alum.

If we win this year, there will be kids getting their drivers license who have only been alive for a single Vols win over the gators.

Only Nebraska is comparable
 

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okay for the lost in the jungle scenario, forget about bush meat.

you make soup of all the critters you find, basically insects. you need to learn some of the rules about what you eat and what you don't before you go. generally though roast them first and then toss them in the pot. if you have it throw in some chicken or beef bouillon. then, you know, it'll all taste like chicken. believe it or not ants worms and grubs are pretty tasty, especially if you haven't eaten for a while.
So what are some rules? I am thinking of getting lost in the jungle.
 

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okay for the lost in the jungle scenario, forget about bush meat.

you make soup of all the critters you find, basically insects. you need to learn some of the rules about what you eat and what you don't before you go. generally though roast them first and then toss them in the pot. if you have it throw in some chicken or beef bouillon. then, you know, it'll all taste like chicken. believe it or not ants worms and grubs are pretty tasty, especially if you haven't eaten for a while.

Like Simba says...slimy yet satisfying
 

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In fairness, I shudder to think of our defense going up against the likes of Alabama or Clemson...... or Coastal Carolina.
 

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In fairness, I shudder to think of our defense going up against the likes of Alabama or Clemson...... or Coastal Carolina.
That’s the beauty of having a terrible defense. It nullifies the opponent. Alabama, South Carolina, Coastal Carolina? All the same to me!
 

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Even with Covid, Pruitt could be coaching for his job in their finale. The perfect ointment named Fat Slob Todd and Dan will keep him employed.
 

Ancient Reptile

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Like Simba says...slimy yet satisfying
The big white grubs that you find under bark in dead trees that grow into big wood beetles look tasty to me. Anyone ever tried them? Also, I personally saw a "worm caller " bring worms to the surface. They were crawling all over the leaves. If you were hungry enough.....
 

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What the hell happened to this thread? It was so nice talking about how awful the vols are. But then suddenly it turned into this weird “Andrew
Zimmern/what to do if you’re homeless” discussion.

Can you nut jobs get it together?
 

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What the hell happened to this thread? It was so nice talking about how awful the vols are. But then suddenly it turned into this weird “Andrew
Zimmern/what to do if you’re homeless” discussion.

Can you nut jobs get it together?
Remember that time tinerc gave up 6-7 turnovers while Dancin Dan & UF cruised to an easy win in knoxville?...

That was awesome!
 

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Remember that time tinerc gave up 6-7 turnovers while Dancin Dan & UF cruised to an easy win in knoxville?...

That was awesome!

Yes, but maybe you can expound on it. Apparently a few here were living on the street at the time and living on grub worms, so they may not have caught it.
 

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