Dorky Dan Excuse Thread

oxrageous · Oct 26, 2020

Donk is still thinking like it's ten or fifteen years ago. Those were the days that the administration cared about winning trophies. Those days are long gone.

The fact is, Mullen is winning more than enough to keep his job, whether we EVER beat UGA or go to the SECCG. You really think Fuchs/Stricklin want to pay a buyout and go through another exhausting coaching search anytime soon? The only way their hand would be forced would be if UF was having trainwreck 5 or 6 win seasons. That isn't happening under Mullen.

So yes Donk, Mullen WILL be allowed to lose to UGA five times in a row. Or six, or seven, or eight. They don't really GAF up there. UF is focused on academics now, and the thugs we really need to compete are no longer welcome at the program.

The only way Mullen leaves anytime soon is if he wants out. He's not getting fired.

Swamp Donkey · Oct 26, 2020

oxrageous said:
Donk is still thinking like it's ten or fifteen years ago. Those were the days that the administration cared about winning trophies. Those days are long gone.

I hate you.

Even Chimp and Shark were under crushing pressure by year three. You've fallen prey to this 12 year failure-a-thon.

oxrageous · Oct 26, 2020

Swamp Donkey said:
I hate you.

Even Chimp and Shark were under crushing pressure by year three. You've fallen prey to this 12 year failure-a-thon.

I haven't fallen prey to anything. Mullen has already proven he can't recruit, which means we'll never be in the hunt for anything substantial. Last I checked, I have no power over the hiring and firing of coaches at UF.

I'm just bringing cold reality to you. We ain't Bama. Our higher-ups are not unhappy. At all.

Hell, BUTTERS WOULD STILL BE ROAMING OUR SIDELINES if he didn't force his way out. No doubt in my mind.

TheDouglas78 · Oct 26, 2020

oxrageous said:
I haven't fallen prey to anything. Mullen has already proven he can't recruit, which means we'll never be in the hunt for anything substantial. Last I checked, I have no power over the hiring and firing of coaches at UF.

I'm just bringing cold reality to you. We ain't Bama. Our higher-ups are not unhappy. At all.

Hell, BUTTERS WOULD STILL BE ROAMING OUR SIDELINES if he didn't force his way out. No doubt in my mind.

Butters didn't talk bad about the administration on National Television right after getting a raise, he would have gotten at least 1 more year if not two.

NOLAGATOR · Oct 26, 2020

Swamp Donkey said:
She looks to big for inside LB. Im guessing Fathead Todd moves her to NT.

(Im kidding. Nothing wrong with a curvy woman. God made them that way. They aren't supposed to look like teenage boys.)

Amen to that...Although there are many (Not as many as the World tries to make you think) who like that sort of thing...and they not only look like boys... :harvey1:

Musclepug · Oct 28, 2020

Lol

G8trwood · Oct 29, 2020

original headline was, What if it’s the coach and not the players.. seems relevant :lalala:

https://sports.yahoo.com/as-nfl-trade-deadline-nears-cowboys-look-like-theyve-written-off-2020-yet-theyre-doubling-down-on-embattled-assistant-044318035.html

jaywalker72 · Oct 30, 2020

“We are a Top 10 academic university!”

Swamp Donkey · Oct 30, 2020

jaywalker72 said:
“We are a Top 10 academic university!”

No... dude. Not even close to Top 10.

Swamp Donkey · Oct 30, 2020

Musclepug said:
Lol

he should be wearing a dwag t-shirt and with standing with other dwags that support Mullinz and Choker so completely.

SGG · Oct 30, 2020

Swamp Donkey said:
I had a friend once who was actually kind of a player. girls loved him, but he would absolutely bed the first damn girl that giggled at him at a bar. no standards at all.

Sounds like my brother

GatorTruth133 · Oct 30, 2020

SGG said:
Sounds like my brother

Donkey’s friend bedded your brother...that’s interesting

Gatorraid81 · Oct 30, 2020

oxrageous said:
I haven't fallen prey to anything. Mullen has already proven he can't recruit, which means we'll never be in the hunt for anything substantial. Last I checked, I have no power over the hiring and firing of coaches at UF.

I'm just bringing cold reality to you. We ain't Bama. Our higher-ups are not unhappy. At all.

Hell, BUTTERS WOULD STILL BE ROAMING OUR SIDELINES if he didn't force his way out. No doubt in my mind.

Sadly your likely right, and even worse thought is, I’m not sure Butters could’ve beaten Taggart.

NOLAGATOR · Oct 30, 2020

oxrageous said:
I haven't fallen prey to anything. Mullen has already proven he can't recruit, which means we'll never be in the hunt for anything substantial. Last I checked, I have no power over the hiring and firing of coaches at UF.

I'm just bringing cold reality to you. We ain't Bama. Our higher-ups are not unhappy. At all.

Hell, BUTTERS WOULD STILL BE ROAMING OUR SIDELINES if he didn't force his way out. No doubt in my mind.

UF is no longer a Football School. Our POTUF said as much.

These schools will one day learn...on campus schools maybe disappearing.

If the student body doesn't care soon the Alumni won't.

If I did not go to UF I would not watch...and if I were a student today I would not go to UF.

I've stopped donating.

Most Bama Fans are not Alumni.

oxrageous · Oct 30, 2020

NOLAGATOR said:
Most Bama Fans are not Alumni.

Wasn't about the fans. The brass at Bama believe in winning football games using any means necessary. They given Saban anything he wants, and build any facilities they think are necessary without hesitation.

The Florida brass do not think this way anymore.

JDW · Oct 30, 2020

oxrageous said:
I haven't fallen prey to anything. Mullen has already proven he can't recruit, which means we'll never be in the hunt for anything substantial. Last I checked, I have no power over the hiring and firing of coaches at UF.

I'm just bringing cold reality to you. We ain't Bama. Our higher-ups are not unhappy. At all.

Hell, BUTTERS WOULD STILL BE ROAMING OUR SIDELINES if he didn't force his way out. No doubt in my mind.

You wanna hear a cold reality...you and your wife are now in an endless quagmire of college football mediocrity

NOLAGATOR · Oct 30, 2020

oxrageous said:
Wasn't about the fans. The brass at Bama believe in winning football games using any means necessary. They given Saban anything he wants, and build any facilities they think are necessary without hesitation.

The Florida brass do not think this way anymore.

But they're ELITE....right?

NOLAGATOR · Oct 30, 2020

oxrageous said:
Wasn't about the fans. The brass at Bama believe in winning football games using any means necessary. They given Saban anything he wants, and build any facilities they think are necessary without hesitation.

The Florida brass do not think this way anymore.

Yet TAMU keeps it's Land Grant/Military Tradition...they are doing top notch applied research...and look what they give the football program.

NOLAGATOR · Oct 30, 2020

NOLAGATOR said:
Yet TAMU keeps it's Land Grant/Military Tradition...they are doing top notch applied research...and look what they give the football program.

And has 65k enrollment.

Swamp Donkey · Oct 30, 2020

oxrageous said:
and build any facilities they think are necessary without hesitation.

The Florida brass do not think this way anymore.

They never did think this way.

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