***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Butt-Chuggers***

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Such a great snapshot of things at tennessee right now. James, who manages a chain of Red Wing shoe stores, has seen enough. It's not that he was expecting anything other than what he's witnessing. He just can't bring himself to watch and is too weak to stay home. On the other hand, Deedee--clearly the matriarchal head of the house, and ever the motherly presence, especially with Jimmy checked out--is lovingly yet sternly telling the children to suck it up as they're not even teenagers yet, making these performances all they've ever known. You can see the, "seriously Peyton it was Indiana, and we had to come back from down like 20...get a grip", tone in her voice. Fortunately for the family, she's the glue that keeps things together.

Now, Karen on the other hand(blond, below and to the left), is piiiissseed and has already asked to speak to Fulmer.

And if any vols ever give any of you heat about UF fans and jean shorts, direct them to this picture, notably fat Katie in the background. Not only is she wearing them, she's clearly had them for decades and is refusing to give up the hope that she can fit in them, despite the glaring evidence to the contrary. I do commend her efforts though. From the "screw it, I'm wearing em" mentality, to the idea of taking that bottle of Metamucil with her to the event. It shows conviction, which I for one, can respect.
 

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I hate the blue color on today's unis. And I hate those awful orange endzones and that italic font too. :barfaway:
The old-school dark blue was much easier on the eye and complimented the burnt orange really well. The italic font also sucks greatly - never liked it, never will. The orange end zones may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but I agree that they were reaching for something "different" and came up with plain old "butt ugly."
 

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Here's this week's simulation.
Trask throws for 270+ but no TDs.
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Five rushing TDs (two late) to pull away to beat the spread (Vegas, not Ox's). :lol:
 

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Here's this week's simulation.
Trask throws for 270+ but no TDs.
:suspect2:
Five rushing TDs (two late) to pull away to beat the spread (Vegas, not Ox's). :lol:

Thanks for posting, and the heads up in your description. But if these ass clowns actually think UT will keep the Kyles out of the end zone, there's no point in wasting my time watching that schytt.
 

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First posted here Sep 21, 2015. Except for daughter #1 having graduated, and my moving to CO 18 months ago, pretty much the rest is as true today as ever.
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Let me share with you why I hate UT.

I am a lifelong Gator fan. I moved to Florida when I was 4, and was immediately enamored with anything UF. When I graduated from UF in 1991, my first job took me out of the state, and my climb up the career ladder had me move to Tennessee in 1996. I expected it to be a 2 year stint.

19 years later, I am still here. This is where I bought a home, the only one my family has known. We live in a great town, suburb of Nashville with good neighborhoods and great schools, good enough to get my oldest daughter into UF. She is a freshman this year. It's really almost perfect.

Listen...my hatred for Clown College and Leghumper U is appropriately at a level so deep, so dark, that you would never speak of it at cocktail parties. Women and children weep. But living here for 19 years has elevated my hatred for UT to similar levels, despite the dominance we've had for most of my years here. Why?

First, that f*cking orange. It's everywhere. Shirts. Hats. Trucks. Hair. Signs. It's just hideous- the putrid, pumpkin shade of orange you only see in those little 4-pack of waxy, useless crayons made in Korea that kids get at sh!tty restaurants. I drive 10 miles to Lowes instead of 1/2 mile to Home Depot just to avoid that.f*cking.orange.

Next, their fans are morons. Not garden variety idiots mind you, but the fat, ugly, smelly, truck-stop hat wearing, cross-eyed, yellow-toothed, spittle when they talk mentally-defective imbeciles. They usually have sh!t all over their face when they eat. The men wear overalls, and the women muumuus. They talk sh!t all year, convinced that this is the year when it turns around to their former glory. I've been flipped off, honked at, and yelled at (in an unintelligible string of grunts) for having a gator plate on my car.

But finally... and really the reason bigger than all others...


That f*cking song.

They play it everywhere. EVERYWHERE! At the grocery store, in the elevators, at the high school games, in the parades, at funerals. It's nails on a chalkboard. You'd think it was the gap-tooth national anthem. The hillbillies stand at attention, with their crossed-eyes staring off in space like a dog hearing a high pitch whistle. I hate that f*cking song. When it comes on, my wife hides all sharp objects for fear that I will jam them into my head in an attempt to burst my eardrums.

My only salvation has been the winning streak that, each year, makes these half-witted prairie dogs go back into their holes to lick their wounds. I need 3 more years. When daughter #2 graduates, we are putting this place in our rear view mirror, never to return. Not because of our town (we will miss it), or our friends (from Vandy), or our home we came to love. No, it's because of that song.

That f*cking song.

I am coming down Saturday for the game, and will leave without a voice, which I'll leave in the stands. If I hear any hint of "that song", hide the pencils.

Go Gators.
 
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How many likes can I give this BNA.

And I watched the simulation FTG.
 

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Tennessee linebacker Kivon Bennett has been dismissed from the team after he was arrested on weapons and drug charges during a traffic stop on Tuesday morning. Bennett was pulled over in Knoxville, Tennessee, and officers allegedly discovered 44.9 grams of marijuana, 58 plastic bags and a handgun in his vehicle according to the arrest report, 247Sports reported.

Tennessee linebacker Kivon Bennett dismissed from team after arrest on drugs and weapons charges

Edit: I didn’t realize this was Cornelius Bennett’s kid. Leads the team in sacks and tackles for loss.
 

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The old-school dark blue was much easier on the eye and complimented the burnt orange really well. The italic font also sucks greatly - never liked it, never will. The orange end zones may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but I agree that they were reaching for something "different" and came up with plain old "butt ugly."
:exactly:
 

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