Tennessee University Housing requests students to stop masturbating

JDW

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I’m sure there’s enough moonshine and meth to make that irrelevant
 

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Didn’t we see this a few years ago?
 

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Couple of thoughts come to mind.

1. Only Tennessee would put high absorptive flooring in a public bathroom. Carpet squares perhaps?

2. And are they saying women can masturbate all they want in the university toilets and this only applies to the male students? Does this only apply to Cisgender males. What about those who only identify as male? What about Binary individuals, they can spank their meat, but only in the women's toilets? I see an inequality lawsuit brewing. #JizzLivesMatter.
 
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Damn, I thought everyone knew: in the shower or in a sock.

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Towards the end of one of my mil deployments we were on a camp assigned to a couple of big top style tents and had a big shower trailer and some porta shttrs behind us. After about 5 days of being there we started seeing notices posted on the shower trailer doors telling us to stop jerking off in the showers because it was clogging the piping and backing up the drains :lol:
 

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Not only can the guy not masturbate, he also can't write for s.h.i.t.
 

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