Uh-oh: Mullen calls win over Alabama

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Hopefully, Bama needs bulletin board material to win. If so, we will win the game.
 

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I just saw the press conference where this comment was made. There was absolutely nothing, and I mean nothing, he said that measures anywhere near the level some of you triggered mtherfkrs tried to make it.

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I just saw the press conference where this comment was made. There was absolutely nothing, and I mean nothing, he said that measures anywhere near the level some of you triggered mtherfkrs tried to make it.
You mean what ESPN tried to make it with their headline.

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You mean what ESPN tried to make it with their headline.

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Other headline-worthy material from ESPN:

  • First gay benchwarming "15th man" in the NBA comes out of the closet
  • Women's basketball team walks off the court in front of an empty gym in solidarity with something or other
  • A headline about women's golf.
  • Bruce Jenner said something or other.
  • Lebron "claps back" at some Republican
  • Some athlete with an IQ of 85 and speaking skills to match shares his perspicacious thoughts about racial inequality.
It's possible that ESPN is not a good source for benchmarking journalistic standards.
 
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I just saw the press conference where this comment was made. There was absolutely nothing, and I mean nothing, he said that measures anywhere near the level some of you triggered mtherfkrs tried to make it.

:triggered:

I haven’t seen Ox this far off base since that period when he was insisting that Kelly was a done deal. It almost seems like a cry for help. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t concerned.
 

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I never once said Kelly was a done deal. Not one time. Ever. That was that turd Gator writer, I forget his retarded name.
 

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Even with the full quote, this quote is ridiculous and he deserves every bit of dragging he is going to get when we lose on Saturday
 

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I never once said Kelly was a done deal. Not one time. Ever. That was that turd Gator writer, I forget his retarded name.

Dude, you were in lockstep with the beat writers, and kept it going long after even Buddy Martin had thrown in the towel, with every excuse from his "NFL contract" to "ESPN" to "it was a 4-seater plane", etc. Even the morning of their first game of the 2018 season, you kept talking about the ruse he was pulling on the Bruins because of some tax technicality. The whole thing was awful to watch.
 

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In honor of the last night of Hanukkah I send greetings and would like to pose a question to any of our Jewish brethren here on the site:

Would you say Mullinz is more of a schlemiel or a schlimazal?

You know, the more I think about it, I think it’s pretty obvious that Mullen is part of the tribe. Can’t dance, but knows how to maximize contracts. And isn’t afraid to ruffle a few feathers even if the odds seem stacked against him. Lord knows there had to have been some serious guaranteeing talk going on as they marched around Jericho.
 

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I've always thought I had one of the ugliest names ever. Ugly first name and ugly last name. Other than suicide, what can you do?
 

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I do not think your point has any validity. It only matters when you are comparing apples to apples, not real athletes vs. midgets, regardless of how they were acquired. So until EVERYTHING is exactly the same, you can't compare college football's greatest coach ever (arguably) to Cousin Eddie!

Besides that, I agree with you and I think Cousin Eddie is banking on the "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut" theory.
 

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