I think we need to keep it Gators. Aaron Bland is a rather boring name, so he needs something that hits hard and is memorable. How about we name him after a Gators linebacker, say Byron Hardmon?
Byron Bland
It's okay, but not quite there yet. Byron was known by an even better nickname, Bam. Now we're talking! I still feel like we should keep his original name intact in this as well. How about moving Aaron to his middle name?
Bam Aaron Bland
Hmm.. no. Aaron really does suck as a name. Let's just abbreviate it.
Bam A. Bland
There we go. Now instead of boring we have something that is Gators related and sounds like a catchy southern rock song:
I said oh Black Betty, Bam A. Bland!
Woah Black Betty, Bam A. Bland!