Texas fires Tom Herman; hire inept drunk Sarkisian

oxrageous

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Well not really, Sarkisian actually. That's right, they want an old drunk as their new head coach. They still know that's better than Mullen.

Source: Horns target Sarkisian after Herman out

"On October 11, 2015, Haden announced Sarkisian would take an indefinite leave of absence. Haden contacted Sarkisian after he learned that Sarkisian had not shown up to a scheduled practice on October 11, 2015. During his conversation with Sarkisian, Haden said he became aware that Sarkisian was "not healthy" and asked Sarkisian to take an indefinite leave of absence. Offensive coordinator Clay Helton would serve as interim head coach in Sarkisian's absence. ESPN later reported that Sarkisian came to a pre-practice meeting, only to have his assistants tell him to go home when he appeared to be intoxicated. Scott Wolf, the USC beat writer for the Los Angeles Daily News, reported on Twitter that several players smelled alcohol on Sarkisian's breath.

On October 12, 2015, Haden announced that Sarkisian had been fired and named Helton as interim head coach for the remainder of the season (though the "interim" tag was removed after the season). He subsequently revealed that he had tried to call Sarkisian to notify him personally, but by then Sarkisian was on his way to an out-of-state rehab facility and could not be reached. According to ESPN, Haden had placed Sarkisian on a zero-tolerance policy regarding alcohol use after Sarkisian claimed to have mixed alcohol with medication, despite the fact that he appeared simply to have drunk far too heavily before giving a drunken and profanity-laced speech at a booster club event (Sarkisian apologized after the incident before the 2015 season began). The apparent intoxication at practice would have been grounds for termination. However, multiple reports said that Sarkisian's assistants believed he was drunk during a game against Arizona State.

Hours before Sarkisian's firing, the Los Angeles Times reported that Sarkisian had been involved in numerous alcohol-related incidents while at the University of Washington. Haden admitted that he hadn't done a public-records check on Sarkisian prior to hiring him."
 

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Sarkisian was a joke of a head coach even on the rare occasions that he was sober. This is a hideous hire and UT fans should be LIVID. It's another case of an asshat getting to coach part of an All-Star Saban team and acting like a chimpanzee couldn't have done the same job under Saban's watch.

Teams have to stop hiring these Alabama disasters. Nick Saban and Nick Saban alone is responsible for all their success. He drives every corner of that ship. Alabama's offense would have been exactly the same this year if my wife had been OC.
 

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Sarkisian was a joke of a head coach even on the rare occasions that he was sober. This is a hideous hire and UT fans should be LIVID. It's another case of an asshat getting to coach part of an All-Star Saban team and acting like a chimpanzee couldn't have done the same job under Saban's watch.

Teams have to stop hiring these Alabama disasters. Nick Saban and Nick Saban alone is responsible for all their success. He drives every corner of that ship. Alabama's offense would have been exactly the same this year if my wife had been OC.
Ummmm. An Auburn fan would have kept Bama humming?
 

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Why would sark turn texas down? Lol I don't believe that for one minute
 

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I saw on Twitter somewhere that Sarkisian has already declined the job offer. Is that not the case?
 

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Teams have to stop hiring these Alabama disasters. Nick Saban and Nick Saban alone is responsible for all their success. He drives every corner of that ship. Alabama's offense would have been exactly the same this year if my wife had been OC.
The only Saban mentored coach that i have seen have anything resembling long-term success as a head coach is Jimbo Fisher. Despite having his greatest success while leading his 2013 Nolie team to the MNC, the mere mention of his name in Tallahassee will garner little more than burps, farts, eye-rolling, or the middle finger. Enticed to College Station by oil-rich Texan Aggies, he slithered out of town leaving behind a dis-loyal wife, a fed-up president and AD, a disgruntled fan base, and a perfectly good Christmas tree littering the front yard at his abandoned house.
Jimbo is now in the middle of a 10 year deal at aTm. I will be amazed if he lasts that long. Look for him to revert to form once thing start going against him. He will quarrel with his bosses, entertain offers form other schools, insist on facility up grades, challenge fans to fist fights, lose control of his players, and then bolt to the next job where they are naive enough to throw barrels of money his way.
 
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Why would sark turn texas down? Lol I don't believe that for one minute
Why would Sark accept the Texas job? Or anyone else for that matter. That place is a dumpster fire where if you don't win the NC in two years they fire you.
 

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15 million to not work.....sounds pretty dope!
 

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@BruceFeldmanCFB: Am told by a source that the Texas football support staff has not been fired.
 

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Why would Sark accept the Texas job? Or anyone else for that matter. That place is a dumpster fire where if you don't win the NC in two years they fire you.
Sounds like a perfect fit for fat-assed Charlie Weis. He will accept peanuts as an annual salary but insist on
an astronomical buy-out figure.
 

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@mzenitz: Sources: Nick Saban confirmed during an Alabama team meeting that Steve Sarkisian is headed to Texas.

Sarkisian will remain with Alabama through the national title game.
 

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Good for them. personally I’m a bit jealous.
 

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