Gator515151

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I have 4 women in my life.
Daughter in law #1 The Bitch....She is the one who thinks only her opinion matters
Daughter in law #2 The Busybody.....She thinks it is her job to take care of everybody and make sure everybody is happy.
Daughter in law #3 The Super Snowflake.....Everything upsets her
Mrs51 The Queen Bitch....who possesses the worst traits of #1 & #2.

So #2 & #3 both had babies in 2020. #2s daughter turns 1 year old tomorrow. So I made a Birthday video for her and showed it to Mrs51 and #2. The opening scene of the video says Happy 1st Birthday our beautiful granddaughter Ainsley Webb the best thing to come out of 2020. #2 watched it and said "You can't say that, Sierra (#3) had a baby in 2020 also and she might be offended. So later in the day Mrs51 is talking to #1 and asks her opinion. #1 says screw Sierra it ain't a big deal. Somehow word gets around and I'm the trouble maker.
 

CGgater

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You're dealing with a bunch of women. Why do you sound surprised?

That said, thank you! My wife and 3 daughters sound way less crazy than your circus!
 

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At one point, I was taking care of Mrs. Nalt and five (5) daughters before we got any boys. Talk about being outnumbered... Then we eventually got 3 boys and it was a lot more tolerable. That is, it was until son #1 got to be about 13 or 14 and thought he ran the world. NOPE! That ain't happening! We had him arrested two times for DV (menacing) before he turned 16 and at that time we signed physical and legal custody over to his biological grandmother. Life got a lot more enjoyable after that...
 

Spurffelbow833

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You're dealing with a bunch of women. Why do you sound surprised?

That said, thank you! My wife and 3 daughters sound way less crazy than your circus!
Daughters may (may) care about you and their husbands have to go along to get along. Daughters-in-law don't give a crap about you and your sons have to go along to get along.
 
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Durty South Swamp

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I have 4 women in my life.
Daughter in law #1 The *****....She is the one who thinks only her opinion matters
Daughter in law #2 The Busybody.....She thinks it is her job to take care of everybody and make sure everybody is happy.
Daughter in law #3 The Super Snowflake.....Everything upsets her
Mrs51 The Queen *****....who possesses the worst traits of #1 & #2.

So #2 & #3 both had babies in 2020. #2s daughter turns 1 year old tomorrow. So I made a Birthday video for her and showed it to Mrs51 and #2. The opening scene of the video says Happy 1st Birthday our beautiful granddaughter Ainsley Webb the best thing to come out of 2020. #2 watched it and said "You can't say that, Sierra (#3) had a baby in 2020 also and she might be offended. So later in the day Mrs51 is talking to #1 and asks her opinion. #1 says screw Sierra it ain't a big deal. Somehow word gets around and I'm the trouble maker.
they all sound like btches. Sorry bro.
 

NVGator

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I have 4 women in my life.
Daughter in law #1 The *****....She is the one who thinks only her opinion matters
Daughter in law #2 The Busybody.....She thinks it is her job to take care of everybody and make sure everybody is happy.
Daughter in law #3 The Super Snowflake.....Everything upsets her
Mrs51 The Queen *****....who possesses the worst traits of #1 & #2.

So #2 & #3 both had babies in 2020. #2s daughter turns 1 year old tomorrow. So I made a Birthday video for her and showed it to Mrs51 and #2. The opening scene of the video says Happy 1st Birthday our beautiful granddaughter Ainsley Webb the best thing to come out of 2020. #2 watched it and said "You can't say that, Sierra (#3) had a baby in 2020 also and she might be offended. So later in the day Mrs51 is talking to #1 and asks her opinion. #1 says screw Sierra it ain't a big deal. Somehow word gets around and I'm the trouble maker.

Who wears the pants? You sound like a fuchsing pussy.
 

Spurdog98

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I have 4 women in my life.
Daughter in law #1 The *****....She is the one who thinks only her opinion matters
Daughter in law #2 The Busybody.....She thinks it is her job to take care of everybody and make sure everybody is happy.
Daughter in law #3 The Super Snowflake.....Everything upsets her
Mrs51 The Queen *****....who possesses the worst traits of #1 & #2.

So #2 & #3 both had babies in 2020. #2s daughter turns 1 year old tomorrow. So I made a Birthday video for her and showed it to Mrs51 and #2. The opening scene of the video says Happy 1st Birthday our beautiful granddaughter Ainsley Webb the best thing to come out of 2020. #2 watched it and said "You can't say that, Sierra (#3) had a baby in 2020 also and she might be offended. So later in the day Mrs51 is talking to #1 and asks her opinion. #1 says screw Sierra it ain't a big deal. Somehow word gets around and I'm the trouble maker.

Remember Henry the VIII? Now you understand.
 

AuggieDosta

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I have 4 women in my life.
Daughter in law #1 The *****....She is the one who thinks only her opinion matters
Daughter in law #2 The Busybody.....She thinks it is her job to take care of everybody and make sure everybody is happy.
Daughter in law #3 The Super Snowflake.....Everything upsets her
Mrs51 The Queen *****....who possesses the worst traits of #1 & #2.

So #2 & #3 both had babies in 2020. #2s daughter turns 1 year old tomorrow. So I made a Birthday video for her and showed it to Mrs51 and #2. The opening scene of the video says Happy 1st Birthday our beautiful granddaughter Ainsley Webb the best thing to come out of 2020. #2 watched it and said "You can't say that, Sierra (#3) had a baby in 2020 also and she might be offended. So later in the day Mrs51 is talking to #1 and asks her opinion. #1 says screw Sierra it ain't a big deal. Somehow word gets around and I'm the trouble maker.

:cheers: to you for at least trying. You a good FIL. :grouphug:
 

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