Are you always wrong when dealing with your spouse?

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I am so pissed. I had to make a run to the hardware store and my wife asked me if I would stop by Taco Bell on my way home and pick her up 2 crunchy tacos. I got home and she started bitching me out because she said she wanted soft tacos. I told her no she said crunchy to which she replied. "You know I always order soft tacos". I answered that is how I know for a fact you said crunchy because I almost asked you if you were sure you wanted crunchy knowing you usually order soft. It don't matter she still insists she said soft.

Kind of reminds me of our troubles in bed. When she wants it hard it is soft when she wishes it was soft it is hard.
 

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Lol, TMI to finish out the post... but yeah, wives are always right. If they are ever wrong, the husband still loses.
 

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I'm right 80% of the time. But I only admit it 25% of the time.
 

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I am so pissed. I had to make a run to the hardware store and my wife asked me if I would stop by Taco Bell on my way home and pick her up 2 crunchy tacos. I got home and she started *****ing me out because she said she wanted soft tacos. I told her no she said crunchy to which she replied. "You know I always order soft tacos". I answered that is how I know for a fact you said crunchy because I almost asked you if you were sure you wanted crunchy knowing you usually order soft. It don't matter she still insists she said soft.
If my woman ever talked to me that way after I went to the hardware store I'd tell her to take her sh!t and get out of her house.....either that or remind her what 250k abused women have in common....:rotfl:....

.Disclaimer for the sensitive crowd...this was only an attempt a humor and should never be taken as truth.
 
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do you want to be right? or do you want to be happy?

go buy her more tacos and be glad someone will put up with you.

just remember, she owns 50% of your stuff and 100% of your pussy.
 

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If my woman ever talked to me that way after I went to the hardware store I'd tell her to take her sh!t and get out of her house.....either that or remind her what 250k abused women have in common....:rotfl:
shut up, Mr Kept Man.
 

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I am so pissed. I had to make a run to the hardware store and my wife asked me if I would stop by Taco Bell on my way home and pick her up 2 crunchy tacos. I got home and she started *****ing me out because she said she wanted soft tacos. I told her no she said crunchy to which she replied. "You know I always order soft tacos". I answered that is how I know for a fact you said crunchy because I almost asked you if you were sure you wanted crunchy knowing you usually order soft. It don't matter she still insists she said soft.

Kind of reminds me of our troubles in bed. When she wants it hard it is soft when she wishes it was soft it is hard.
Quit being such a softy.
 

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A friend of mine said he had to get divorced from his wife, they could never get along. Said they split the house 50/50. I was confused because she was still living there. He explained that 50/50 meant she got the inside and he got the outside...
 

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Let me see if I got this straight. Your wife likes it soft in bed when you mistakenly get her hard tacos.

Feel free to rebut.
 

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The secret, I believe, is consistent attention to communication skills. For instance, I have learned to patiently listen to my wife, whether the emotional level is elevated or normal. At the appropriate moment, I’ll remark “Yes Dear.” That phrase helps maintain the equilibrium. Of course, I have unwittingly agreed to go Black Friday shopping once and to go to the theater to see Mama Mia by answering unconsciously. Still, it has helped more than hurt during our 30 years.
 

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