Tiger Woods has compound leg fracture and shattered ankle from solo car wreck

soflagator

Senior Member
Lifetime Member
Sep 4, 2014
21,303
79,551
Hey OX...got anything good to say about...Chump?...Butters?...Cousin Eddie?

We’ve always been nothing but supportive of them and have wished them all the best. In fact just yesterday we were lamenting about how they really deserve a vacation and wish they’d take a road trip through the California hills just to get away from it all.
 

5-Star Finger

Apex predator of the political forum biome
Lifetime Member
Nov 16, 2017
5,549
13,086
Dude can't catch a break.

How is Rog not all over this? "Actually he caught several breaks" Do your job, buddy.

Ox, please deduct the appropriate number of Ox bucks for this oversight.

But yeah, seriously -. Poor Tiger. It's a heavy cross to bear being rich and nursed back to health by your model girlfriend. I'm not sure how he's going to manage.
 

G. Gordon Gator

Intrepid Chauvinist
Lifetime Member
Aug 14, 2018
10,768
20,655
Lots of screws, pins and rods in his legs now. I'd say his competitive golfing days are over.


'Tis but a scratch. A mere flesh wound.

He could have one more comeback in him. After focusing on rehabbing that leg for 6-9 months, he might find that his back feels the best it's felt in years. Because he left it the fuchs alone while worrying about the leg.

Here's a word Tiger should've learned early on that would've saved him a good amount of trouble over the course of his career: chauffeur.
 

G. Gordon Gator

Intrepid Chauvinist
Lifetime Member
Aug 14, 2018
10,768
20,655
We’ve always been nothing but supportive of them and have wished them all the best. In fact just yesterday we were lamenting about how they really deserve a vacation and wish they’d take a road trip through the California hills just to get away from it all.
I'm not sure they could take in everything in the backseat of a car (unlike @URGatorBait's Mom). Maybe a helicopter sightseeing tour?
 

Ironhead

Defender of freedom.
Lifetime Member
Aug 18, 2018
3,576
7,825
Perhaps Ben Hogan and his horrific crash, getting hit head on by a Greyhound bus, could be an inspiration for Tiger.

“Hogan broke his collarbone, pelvis, left ankle and a rib when a Greyhound bus hit the car he was driving head-on while navigating a foggy Texas highway; had he not reached over to shield his wife upon impact, he likely would have been impaled by his Cadillac’s steering column and died.”

Hogan won the Us open just 16 Months afterwards and actually won 6 more majors before he was done.,

I will say, a rod in the fibula is a game changer.
My daughter was in a bad car crash, broke her fibula, pelvis, sternum and jaw.
Thank GOD she survived.

She still has problems and some pain from that fibula, some 6 years later.
 

itsgr82bag8r

Founding Member
Tell your mom I said hi
Lifetime Member
Jun 11, 2014
22,331
28,422
Founding Member
Dude can't catch a break.

:rimshot:

i_like_that_doctor_who.gif
 

78

Founding Member
Dazed and Confused
Lifetime Member
Jun 9, 2014
19,749
27,640
Founding Member
They have these things in California called hills. Possibly you’ve heard of them or perhaps even seen one.

Haha. C’mon man, that patch of road has a steep pitch but it’s simple straight ahead. You and I could do it with our pinky.
 

aka

Founding Member
I Deliver
Lifetime Member
Jun 22, 2014
7,495
14,484
Founding Member
You know that schit hurt, from the description of the procedures. We can look forward to the triumphant story of his overcoming addiction to pain meds following this tragic and horrific automobile accident.
 

Zambo

Founding Member
Poo Flinger
Lifetime Member
Jun 12, 2014
12,920
32,558
Founding Member
Haha. C’mon man, that patch of road has a steep pitch but it’s simple straight ahead. You and I could do it with our pinky.
Seriously, I don't think he rolled it on flat ground, I think when he went off the road the car tumbled down the hill.
 

jeeping8r

Your car may go fast, Mine will go anywhere
Lifetime Member
Dec 18, 2015
903
1,308
Had one lose a monte SS on a level road and go through my fence, of course he was probably pushing 100 mph and hit a nice nasty bump in the road :) ...... Yeah grinning because he got arrested tired after running across a 10 acre field

So yeah one can lose control going in a straight line.
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Help Users

You haven't joined any rooms.