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Durty South Swamp

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Not gonna lie fellas, my head is pounding like the beatings a Mac coached team takes.

Sweating and freezing at same time. Really unpleasant.
 

PastyStoole

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Hang in there, buddy. Lots of rest and chicken soup. Hopefully, you'll be back to normal soon.

BTW, I'm thinking that this is your co-worker's doing. He "found" your Liquid Ass (Culo Liquido) and put some Covid in it, which is the best prank ever.
 

Swamp Donkey

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Not gonna lie fellas, my head is pounding like the beatings a Mac coached team takes.

Sweating and freezing at same time. Really unpleasant.
The good news is that means your immune system is working.

Fluids, motrin, nasal steroids.
 

Durty South Swamp

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Fever down to 102, actually feel much better, not sweating and freezing at the moment. But now I'm getting congested and scratchy throat, and just lost taste. Milk tastes like water. Really weird, and irritating.
 

Swamp Donkey

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Fever down to 102, actually feel much better, not sweating and freezing at the moment. But now I'm getting congested and scratchy throat, and just lost taste. Milk tastes like water. Really weird, and irritating.
So.... my chances of inheriting your hot wife is lowering?

Disregard the meds I recommended.
 

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The backstory here is Durty disappeared for a short time in the early days of Covid. This was back when the Chicken Littles thought the WuFlu was going to be Captain Tripps and kill everybody.

Of course if Durty missed a couple of days of posting, it must mean he died of Covid :rolleyes3: so I wrote a tongue-in-cheek eulogy for him (he didn't really have Covid, he was just busy with the real world).

Several months later, Swonk disappeared for a few days and I recycled the eulogy (with some edits) for Swonk.

I can find the Swonk version but I think the original Durty version has been forever lost in the ether. Swonk version: https://gatorchatter.com/threads/swonkey-to-the-rescue.29057/#post-1191761

Durty famously married up, far outkicking his coverage, so one of the bits in his eulogy was about the line to hit on his lovely widow starting behind me. Tasteless? Yes. Mildly amusing? Also yes.

Durty is a great guy, smart, funny (though not as funny as his toe, but that remains a mystery and another backstory for another time) and he really has a beautiful young family.

Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery Durty. Chesty Puller famously said "There aren't enough Chinamen in the world to stop a fully armed Marine regiment from going where ever they want to go." I'll paraphrase and say there aren't enough Chinese germs in the world to stop a badass Marine like you. You and your family are in my prayers.

Alex.
 

alcoholica

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Fever down to 102, actually feel much better, not sweating and freezing at the moment. But now I'm getting congested and scratchy throat, and just lost taste. Milk tastes like water. Really weird, and irritating.
whiskey over 120pf has been proven to reduce viral load wherever it travels, just sayin
 

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I know something that’ll make you feel much better: watching Mike White lead our guys into battle Thursday. At least quarantine will allow you to watch every second of the game with no excuses :grin:

Lol feel better dude
 

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Not gonna lie fellas, my head is pounding like the beatings a Mac coached team takes.

Sweating and freezing at same time. Really unpleasant.

Pretty sure I had it back in December. I got up to 103 and would freeze my ass off one minute and then burn up the next. I also had the runs for about 4 days, which apparently is another symptom of it. Which was by far the worst part of it. After the 4 days or so I started returning to normal. My pants fit a lot better that's for sure.
 

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