Grantham STAYING; assistant coach hires & fires

Swamp Donkey

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@ZachAbolverdi: New addition to #Gators recruiting staff

Directional school coach? CHECK

He is right in our budget. I bet Bammer is TERRIFIED.

I can't find any ratings on him. I guess he didn't do well enough to make the list.

but I did notice that the "excellent recruiter" Jules that we hired from USF was number 37 in the AAC!!!!!! Top 40 baby! And the #6 recruiter on USF. BOOOOM!
 
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@ZachAbolverdi: New addition to #Gators recruiting staff


Great. Our new “coach” starts off with one of the most idiotic quotes possible in the sports context. Hope our players aren’t worrying about getting blown up by the maroon sabans and dwags. We don’t want them grinding in the weight room. Nope, get a good prayer in boys. God is busy placing bets on college sports, he/she’s got us if we just put in the prayer time.
 

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Great. Our new “coach” starts off with one of the most idiotic quotes possible in the sports context. Hope our players aren’t worrying about getting blown up by the maroon sabans and dwags. We don’t want them grinding in the weight room. Nope, get a good prayer in boys. God is busy placing bets on college sports, he/she’s got us if we just put in the prayer time.
I love a good pile on as much as the next guy, but this is a bridge too far. Find something else to criticize.
 

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@ZachAbolverdi: New addition to #Gators recruiting staff


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Directional school coach? CHECK

He is right in our budget. I bet Bammer is TERRIFIED.

I can't find any ratings on him. I guess he didn't do well enough to make the list.

but I did notice that the "excellent recruiter" Jules that we hired from USF was number 37 in the AAC!!!!!! Top 40 baby! And the #6 recruiter on USF. BOOOOM!
I'm laughing because I'm cried the phukk out over this verkakte regime. I have become comfortably numb (with thanks to PF)
 

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Yeah, his hilarious resume is what needs prayer.

Oh well, these no name directional schoolers are cheap at least.
 

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Yeah, his hilarious resume is what needs prayer.

Oh well, these no name directional schoolers are cheap at least.
Mullinz aint just the QB whisperer and 3 star recruit whisperer. He gon' whisper up these no name coaches into a crack staff. You think he tells them "we can't pay you much but you are looking at a good 20 weeks vaca a year, sometimes even during the season."
 

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