GATORBAIT baby! A Deep Dive into why we are completely Fuched in our 2 major sports

LagoonGator68

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As we all have learned the hard way, Schit runs downhill. It starts at the President’s office and goes directly to Stricknine. We have a pussy from Cornell as a President and a pussy wimp from Starkville basically deemphasizing our two major moneymakers. The very idea that Fuchs would listen to some convuluted old wives tale by an Aggie nobody that our cheer Gatorbait! is racist and related to pickaninnies hundreds of years ago tells us all we need to know about Stricknine and Fuchs decision making skills as leaders of Gator Nation.

And we just sat back and took it....mind boggling. Fuchs is a busy man and has bigger fish to fry, but Stricknine advising him to do this just proves what a pure pussy he is. The basketball program is purely in the schitter with football likely not far behind. Fan support and revenue and interest is in a death spiral, while we just beotch and moan on GC box and forums...

opine prn!
 

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I don't understand the wailing and gnashing of teeth. You yourself said we would be bounced out of March Madness on Sunday. We are a woke university now, you're lucky we still play sexist sports like football,, well, maybe we should all thank Vandy for the girl kicker,, they saved the SEC and football for at least a year.

And now to counter you doom and gloom, we're the #1 seed baby,, yea mon,, we're a gymnastic school !!

Florida is 2021 NCAA Gymnastics Championships Top Seed - Florida Gators

this is 2021, the days of chasing male chauvinistic sport titles are over. Get on board with the sports that will keep UF the premier university in the state.
 

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I don't understand the wailing and gnashing of teeth. You yourself said we would be bounced out of March Madness on Sunday. We are a woke university now, you're lucky we still play sexist sports like football,, well, maybe we should all thank Vandy for the girl kicker,, they saved the SEC and football for at least a year.

And now to counter you doom and gloom, we're the #1 seed baby,, yea mon,, we're a gymnastic school !!

Florida is 2021 NCAA Gymnastics Championships Top Seed - Florida Gators

this is 2021, the days of chasing male chauvinistic sport titles are over. Get on board with the sports that will keep UF the premier university in the state.
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I don't understand the wailing and gnashing of teeth. You yourself said we would be bounced out of March Madness on Sunday. We are a woke university now, you're lucky we still play sexist sports like football,, well, maybe we should all thank Vandy for the girl kicker,, they saved the SEC and football for at least a year.

And now to counter you doom and gloom, we're the #1 seed baby,, yea mon,, we're a gymnastic school !!

Florida is 2021 NCAA Gymnastics Championships Top Seed - Florida Gators

this is 2021, the days of chasing male chauvinistic sport titles are over. Get on board with the sports that will keep UF the premier university in the state.
T minus Five til a Transgender girl blows up Gymnastics. I'm actually looking forward to a couple Trans-ladies on the Woman's Basketball team. Might get some monster dunks and a bunch of crying.
 

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Don't worry, boss, you'll be fine as soon as the apathy kicks in.
 

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How have we gotten this far into the thread without talking about how liberals eat babies and how that's the real reason our programs are floundering. How many baby tebows and percy's have been sprinkled like cinnamon over democrats cereal every morning?
 

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I don't understand the wailing and gnashing of teeth. You yourself said we would be bounced out of March Madness on Sunday. We are a woke university now, you're lucky we still play sexist sports like football,, well, maybe we should all thank Vandy for the girl kicker,, they saved the SEC and football for at least a year.

And now to counter you doom and gloom, we're the #1 seed baby,, yea mon,, we're a gymnastic school !!

Florida is 2021 NCAA Gymnastics Championships Top Seed - Florida Gators

this is 2021, the days of chasing male chauvinistic sport titles are over. Get on board with the sports that will keep UF the premier university in the state.
How does UF get a #1 seed in the NCAA tourney when they just BARELY placed 4th in the SEC tourney? :scratchhead:
 

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As we all have learned the hard way, Schit runs downhill. It starts at the President’s office and goes directly to Stricknine. We have a pussy from Cornell as a President and a pussy wimp from Starkville basically deemphasizing our two major moneymakers. The very idea that Fuchs would listen to some convuluted old wives tale by an Aggie nobody that our cheer Gatorbait! is racist and related to pickaninnies hundreds of years ago tells us all we need to know about Stricknine and Fuchs decision making skills as leaders of Gator Nation.

And we just sat back and took it....mind boggling. Fuchs is a busy man and has bigger fish to fry, but Stricknine advising him to do this just proves what a pure pussy he is. The basketball program is purely in the schitter with football likely not far behind. Fan support and revenue and interest is in a death spiral, while we just beotch and moan on GC box and forums...

opine prn!

But it's a World Renowned Elite University.
Just ask FUCHS.

Hey but if you are lucky enough to get in you'll get a good job...as long as you're a LIB.

Sports are for those other SEC Schools...We're ELITE baby!
 
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