Stumpy Harris - RIP

AlexDaGator

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Let's leave Donk's wife out of this.

I said “that DIDN’T involve alcohol”.

We used to rate ugly chicks by how many beers you’d have to drink before banging her.

A 6 pack was ugly. A 12 pack was really ugly. A case was disgusting. A keg was the worst.

Except for Donk’s wife.

She was an entire fcuking brewery.

We actually debated if there was another level uglier than a brewery and some postulated there might exist a “Germany” as in you’d have to drink all the beer in Germany (which I understand is a LOT of beer) but that’s a purely theoretical Medusa-level of ugliness that may not even exist in real life.


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I said “that DIDN’T involve alcohol”.

We used to rate ugly chicks by how many beers you’d have to drink before banging her.

A 6 pack was ugly. A 12 pack was really ugly. A case was disgusting. A keg was the worst.

Except for Donk’s wife.

She was an entire fcuking brewery.

We actually debated if there was another level uglier than a brewery and some postulated there might exist a “Germany” as in you’d have to drink all the beer in Germany (which I understand is a LOT of beer) but that’s a purely theoretical Medusa-level of ugliness that may not even exist in real life.


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