Kyle Pitts breaks all TE rookie records

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i don’t live in or near Vegas.

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I was talking about your post above. Had all the earmarks of one of those, “wait, was I posting last night?” moments. We’ve all been there. Some, particularly those with UF Law degrees, practically live there.

 

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NV at 7 p.m EST: “Tebow was a heckuva football player even if he did struggle with some of the finer points of the position.”

At 9 p.m. EST: “Tim, I love you, man.”

Midnight EST: “The punkass b!tch couldn’t get it to the receiver in stride if the fuching ball was delivered through a bank drive-through tube.”

 

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What does Franks offer any NFL team beyond being a big stiff who plays the role of strong-armed QB for the scout team? He won’t make it halfway through training camp.

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How do you think Jeff Drisktard hangs around? The answer to your question is in the question. They love huge guys who can throw the ball 80 yards. They all think they can overcome the dumb.

 

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How do you think Jeff Drisktard hangs around? The answer to your question is in the question. They love huge guys who can throw the ball 80 yards. They all think they can overcome the dumb.

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That was always my theory about girls with big boobs! No amount of motor boating ever worked but it was a lot of fun trying!

 

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You never know. Driskell is still drawing an NFL paycheck.

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And I would rate Franks above Driskell coming out of college.

 

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Franks is just another Doug Johnson, only he'll fit in at Atlanta because he......(CENSORED BY MGMT)

 

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How do you think Jeff Drisktard hangs around? The answer to your question is in the question. They love huge guys who can throw the ball 80 yards. They all think they can overcome the dumb.

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Franks can throw the ball a country mile. His problems stem
from his inability to throw it to the right guy. Hard to believe that
Butters tossed Grier overboard and hitched his star to El Filippeo.

 

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Hard to believe that
Butters tossed Grier overboard and hitched his star to El Filippeo.

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I think Del Taco is the name you are looking for. Or maybe Tree On.

 

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I think Del Taco is the name you are looking for. Or maybe Tree On.

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I'm also a little confused by his feeling the need to alter Feleipe into a Spanish sounding name.

 

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I think Del Twitter is the name you are looking for. Or maybe Tree On.

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FIFY

 

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I’m going full Rog here:

Franks went “un-giraffe-ted”.

(say it fast)

 

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I’m going full Rog here:

Franks went “un-giraffe-ted”.

(say it fast)

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I think Rog will be very proud of you.

 

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Say what you want about Franks, but we will always have Tennessee.

 

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That was always my theory about girls with big boobs! No amount of motor boating ever worked but it was a lot of fun trying!

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Name names.

 

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divits said:

Name names.

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And phone numbers.

 

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And pics

 

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Driskel is Brett Favre compared to Franks.

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That smart, huh?

 

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Say what you want about Franks, but we will always have Tennessee.

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Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then.
But I have to admit, that was a "Hail Mary" for the ages!

 

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Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then.
But I have to admit, that was a "Hail Mary" for the ages!

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He completed one or two a game. Sometimes they were just amazing throws. The rest of the time he was Giraffing.

Driskel had one or two good throws in his career too.

 

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